4 of the Rarest WiiU Games that Exist!

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If I ever go for a full set of WiiU games, I don't want to be chasing the expensive ones at the end. So these are currently the only WiiU games I have.

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You sound like the geologist on big bang

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It was the distant future, two thousand and five
All I wanted to do was chill out and retire
But genetically enhanced renegades named Foxhound
Stole a bunch of nukes and had shit on lockdown
Okay we're past our time limit, Snake!
Colonel Campbell said I had to infiltrate
Before they start a nuclear conflict
What a bunch of jerks!
You're a bag of dicks
I climbed through an air vent and saved two guys
They shared top secrets and suddenly died
Of two heart attacks right out of thin air
All within five minutes!
Oh my god, I don't care!
Then I met Meryl, a hot box of rocks
And I fought a gunslinger named Ocelot
But a cyborg ninja cut his hand away
You know, normal shit that happens every day
I tried really hard to find a mech named Rex
And the ninja came back in the mix like Chex
It was Gray Fox and I fought Vulcan Raven
A big motherfuckin' Alaskan shaman
So I killed that guy but before he died
He said Meryl liked me, I almost cried
She's a little hottie pants, ooh-meow!
It would be so great if you died right now
I killed Sniper Wolf who was absurdly hot
And then murdered three guys and an evil robot
'Til Liquid Snake and I were left alone
He said that I was his brother and a superior clone
Then he died of a virus and thinking fast
Meryl saved us
I don't give a frog's fat ass
Then when stayed together until the seven year itch
And now you know the simple plot of Metal Gear, bitch

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