How Does Batman Sleep!🤤😰

[cirogarcia]

So he’d probably die or go insane in real life….

[cbmobile]

Bruce sleeping in conference meetings is his only ticket to sleep freely

[OmarMusic]

With enough prep time, he could get eight hours sleep

[Doncorleone]

Surely there’s got to be some nights when he’s that damn tired and he goes fuck it I’m gonna sleep for a few hours and be like “Alfred wake me up in 8 hours” but knowing Alfred because he cares for Bruce he’d leave him to sleep a whole day just to get his energy back and be like “master Bruce your not leaving this cave until you’ve consumed atleast 2000 calories had a shower and have atleast 8 hours sleep” because Alfred’s the best

[darkstar]

Now I get why he’s so serious all the time, bro is just tired of everyone’s shit. Wants to sleep

[AAllen-brit]

Batman's most impressive willpower feat is pulling himself out of bed as consistently as he does despite how exhausting his lifestyle has to be.

[Maddie-wtih]

He doesnt sleep, he doesnt workout, he doesnt eat, yet he is a massive bodybuilder with the agility of an athlete😂

[SebDystic]

Jason: “no he’s definitely dead”
Dick: “wanna bet $20?”
Tim: “his eyes are open tho”
Bruce: “I can *hear* all of you”

[BearlyTired]

When Batman is badly injured, Alfred makes him sleep at least 8 hours.

[mckenziemcquarry]

I think in comics they elaborate that Batman has trained his body to go immediately into REM deep sleep when he closes his eyes, the stage of sleep where your body does most healing and recovery, basically Batman hacked sleeping.

[geralt]

since he is lacking sleep, all of his villains might be just his hallucination lmao

[thefanboy]

Seeing Batman hide half of his face in his cape for a little nap is the cutest thing I saw today 😂🥰
He looks like the big child he is 🤭

[sheikhu]

I like how the Daredevil movie tackled this, when he became beaten and tired he had to go back to sleep, but was still hearing all the crimes happening but he HAD to ignore it despite his guilty conscience, so he submerges himself in water to drown the sounds away

[tvteletoon]

Villan: Batman is very quiet in the dark that you can't be able to find him
Also Batman: Sleeping

[Jk-zvtz]

The fact people find Batman the most relatable because he does things without powers, but ignore all the asspulls is hilarious to me.

[polinttalu]

Power napping is a godsend if you can do them properly

[veriveryluvr]

he needs to take a nice 8 hour rest one day 😔

[porobotboyxxx]

Bruce also has full control over his body, where he can mediate thus making one hour as effective for a full 8 hours of sleep. (Detective Comics issue 598)

[Ericaluscious]

Batman is the most plot armored human to ever exist

[Its_Cannon]

Batman really sleeps full 8 hour sleep cycles every day, Alfred just secretly sedates him and changes all the clocks in gotham to hide it.