The Most Overplayed Guitar Store Songs Ever

[Xx_Hi_Hi_Xx]

Instructions unclear: I’m now in the cult of employees and I’ve been promoted to leader

[bob_the_bomb]

Back in the day, music shops in the UK often had a sign saying “NO Smoke on the Water”

[theconservativechristian]

They REALLY love it when you play stairway to heaven.

[NigelMarston]

This is golden. When I took my 14yo son to the guitar shop for the first time I had to get him to practice some "legal" tunes first. In the end he went in and played selected pieces from Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds. Salesman said he hadn't heard anyone play that there before and thought it it was cool coming from a young lad.

[jaredjordan]

I'm surprised Wonderwall and Stairway to Heaven weren't mentioned

[whatidkdunno]

“Just play random notes.”

Proceeds to do the One - Metallica solo:

[ameliaelizabeth]

“Wonderwall” on Acoustic will make people happy too😂

[_fast__Yu]

How to get murdered in a guitar store 😂

[ki]

“Random notes” bro thought I wouldn’t notice Kirks solo from One

[sergeishamanski]

'Nothing else matters' intro is really.... REALLY appretiared

[bobpeters]

And when you hit the acoustic guitar section, be sure to get in both "Hotel California" and "Stairway To Heaven."

[SwiftieRepStan]

The first thing they taught us on guitar at school was smoke on the water and guitar stores will love it when u bring back those memories 🤩

[tlotrfan]

Wayne’s World having Stairway to Heaven banned at the guitar store lol

“No stairway, denied!”

[Joshua-dxzn]

I use to work with this guy at a copier company. He was one of the delivery guys, but his side job was with Guitar Center. The store literally paid him to play the guitar in the store. He wasn't a sales guy, just a guy playing the guitar so people would think "hey it isn't that hard, let me buy this 3k Les Paul".

[Rexonpaws]

Lol "...will make the employees mad- I mean happy... yeah so happy they will fall in love with you."

[Coronary_Heart_Disease]

Love how you brought Bryan for the hard one

Elise help, the employees are madly in love with me after this one..

[GerardtheRedBird]

Did anyone expect Stairway to Heaven?
Just me, aight lol

[Dan_ShiningMoon]

Once in the acoustic section, start playing Dust in the Wind. Then, you'll kindly be asked to leave. Before that, run back to grab an electric guitar and play Smells Like Teen Spirit. That will make them change their minds

[markzed]

I got ptsd from my brother constantly playing seven nation on bass