Conquering Spore as a Literal Cannon.

Throughout history, humans have always relied on the strength of weapons. But what if the people are the problem? If we removed them from the equation and instead created a species of sentient cannons using the incredibly advanced life simulation game spore, we might just be able to take over the world! Join Colin the Canon on his adventure as he overcomes toucans, the French revolution and even worse... an old nemesis that we thought to be extinct.

[hexacryst]

The image of nearly naked giant Napoleon looming over the city is truly a frightening one.

[fuecOHKO]

7:51 "What?! French people?! What are French people doing here???"
So relatable.

[username-uemp]

I just realized, in the city stage, they want tanks, meaning the sentient weapons would want more weapons.

[mammadragon]

I love the implication of Napoleon crashing people's pcs back then as a military tactic

[Nautiliam]

Guys, we found it... The cannon lore.

[maruch]

I thought it was gonna be a drill episode
You could say my idea was non canon

[foodaah]

4:50 for those who don't know, that obscene amount of large skeletons, is due to a certain mod, that lets you unlock parts faster

[skyweli]

As a french person, I wish we would have been taught history lessons using only Spore. It looks so much more immersive and accurate !
Can you believe the teachers never even told us the canons were sentient ?

[mranima]

Napoleon laid seige to the brown village, where is frutius to stop his reign of terror?

[DuckLord]

Pete Penguin wants his pirate cannons back. 1:00

[SLENDERPROXY_]

finally, a cannon with opinions on the french i can get behind

[pumpkinhills]

Would absolutely love to see more of the ducktator ahahahahah

[ScarletRebel]

Lets conquer spore as a Ballistic missle next

[averagenormaleuser]

"Cannons are supposed to blow not suck"
-Bogboy2024

[leviathan]

YES, the return of BogBoy's spore cinematic universe.

[kongernen]

Spore, the 16 year old game is still RELEVANT?
Sick

[dreadkingrathalos]

0:18 I literally just got done playing Little Inferno before this and I was so confused when I still heard the music so I checked steam to see if I closed the game, only to realize it was the background music lmao

[Dodanon]

I was not braced for the NAPOLEON ULTRA PARADOX

[Gamingjamesgame]

The world being canon event is so cool lol

[thescarletemperor]

0:03 "TELL ME HOW THE GRASS TASTES, LITTLE MAN!"