Why Cathay Only Sends Lord Magistrates as Caravans but Not actual Merchants..

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[vadandrumist]

They actually know he's not an ogre and just want to have fun routinely humiliating magistrates.

[Rawkit_Surgeon]

Not even ward save can block that much emotional damage.

[mullerpotgieter]

Lorewise, its on point. Ogres see big bellies as a status symbol. They get along well with halflings, because those are also gluttonous and posess prodigious bellies

[rexlumontad]

0:02 During trade route negotiations, Zhao Ming and Greasus Goldtooth became Best Buddies after the Overtyrant cracked a joke about the Cathay Royal Family's dysfunctional state of squabbling siblings and parental favoritism which the Iron Dragon laughed as it is accurately true.

[ZetsubouGintama]

Caravan Master Dong Zhou: Brother Chungus! It's been honored to meet you!

Toll Keeper Chungus: Greeting, Brother Dong! How is your mercenary work in Cathay!

Dong Zhou: Expanding!

[Max-wvrh]

He is one of the elites of Cathay trained to be impostest imposter among the ogres.
His method might be questionable but the result is a success .

[rikralph]

The very definition of "I've won, but at what cost?"

[FalconBR]

"Years ago... I was chinese" Now I am an Ogre.

[markymark]

They send the magistrates on the ivory road because the Shugengan are all too busy actually leading the armies back in Cathay.

[EveloGrave]

Emotional Damage!
Such a great meme.

[CSStevens]

they're also highly expendable. you lose a caravan as Cathay, say "oh no! anyways" and just set up a new one

[rexlumontad]

0:14 Ogres are still stupid enough to eat food from *Stirland.*

[zurgu]

Would also explain why Ogres have such good relations with Cathay

[IlBuonDiavolo]

I'll go on a tangent and say we NEED other types of Lords for the Cathay faction.

[rexlumontad]

Asian Dude slapping down a slipper: *"EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!"*

[largeone]

At least the other ogres consider him a brother. That has to count for something?

[memnonesargyrhodos]

"So, this is where dignity dies"
Cathay edition

[GrenzRell]

Ok this hurts a bit cause the magistrate looks like my dad if he had a beard.

Pretty sure when I'm older I'll look just like the magistrate.

[timothypeterson]

Most of it was pretty standard predictability after the first joke. But I love the "You have my respect, safe travels brother!"

[thesaviorofsouls]

God his face as he gets roasted, this might be my favourite video of yours yet