THE BULLET - The Fastest D&D 5e Character Ever!

If you really want to create and play the fastest D&D 5e character without begging your DM to give you cool magical items, this Tabaxi has all the bells and whistles you need. Combining Tabaxi's Feline Agility with the Alchemist Artificer's spells, magic item replicas and Experimental Elixirs, as well as 3 dips into Fighter, Bladesinger Wizard and Monk results in a character with the stupid amount of movement speed at its disposal. In this video, I provide a brief overview of the character concept that I aptly named "The Bullet". Enjoy!

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Detailed Bullet build breakdown:

Handgun Ballistics:
This character build is literally faster than some slower bullet rounds!

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[Pfeifenkraut]

Class in 2 Sentences:
"He starts to turn and runs away."
"Yeah, no."

[Bobqwt]

DM: So you have little to no strength and you're fighting a barbarian.. What are you going to do?
Me: I run.
DM: Where? You're in an Arena.
Me: At him.

[hachi]

"he attempts to run and he goes off the map so unless any of you can catch up with 120ft a turn hes gone"
"Funny story about that"

[braindeadtony]

It’s all according to what the DM says, bro I am the DM and I allow this

[Arctic]

I typed the data into a kinetic energy calculator, using the average weight of a tabaxi (90 pounds), we can find the kinetic energy of this cat person to be 1, 468, 499 Joules, or 1.5 Megajoules! A 9mm bullet has just 467 joules!
So, yea. This cat can end the world. Neat.
Great video as always Munchking!

[lattekahvi]

tabaxi player using this build: i start running at super speed
DM: ok, roll a dex save...
tabaxi: why?
DM: you are in middle of a forest i need to see if you hit a tree
*rolls a nat one*
DM: you take 430 bludgeoning damage and 6 piercing damage due to hitting a tree and getting impaled into a branch, uhh roll a death save

[Pokefan-ohjk]

Just calculated that "The Bullet" moves faster than a plane. If a plane was flying max speed and you looked down (and could see the ground) you would see him outrunning you.

[taragwendolyn]

Octuple is indeed a word being used correctly. :) But a round is 6 seconds, so the character covers the mile in 6 seconds, not 1 second. ;)

[Nedoiko]

One thing is that you can start of this build at a decent-ish speed as an artificer as they have access to expeditious retreat from level 1

[melenaenrique]

880 ft/second.
Not exactly a sniper round, but in D&D terms still enough to lariat a 8ft wall of steel in half.
Thanks for this nightmare Munchking.

[shirak]

Dragon mark feat will let you get the epic Boon. Still need dm permission.. But at least you have a mechanic.

[salahad-din]

So now my next villain in my campaign will be a necromancer and suicidal speedster duo. Speedster runs at 600mph, taking around the same damage he deals when he runs through people, but gets revived soon after.

[Seergun]

The _real_ fun with this build is to grapple your enemy, have an ally cast spike growth, and you drag them through while you run circles around it, blenderizing them with 2d4 damage _per square._

[NPC-dcso]

Finally this cat has enough speed to catch that fucking red dot from the laser pointer

[theraven]

This is literally the best mage killer PvP class I've ever seen. I'm totally using it in the next lvl 20 one shot I end up in. 🙃

As for one shot PvP's, most allow you to pick at least 1 uncommon, 1 rare, 1 very rare and 1 legendary items. Thus, you don't need the artificer levels in that type of a game.

[Canadian_Ry]

No-no-no, light speed is too slow! ... we're gonna have to go right to Ludricous speed!
This character is nuts! especially with a lenient DM :)
*edit: I never really liked the race-specific limitation of bladesingers.

[matthewlyons]

The build gets even better when you ask you DM to let you reflavour tabaxi into blue hedgehog

[Nico-yudc]

You know the build is great when you can start of a sentence with "I'm not a ballistics expert but..." when talking about movement speed

[josiahthenerd]

An alternate build.

Racial movement +30
barb 5 (totem, elk) +25
monk 10 +20
fighter 2 AS
Artificer 3 (potion of swiftness) +10
Aberrant Dragonmark into boon of speed +30
mobile +10
longstrider +10
boots *2
potion of haste *2
Tabaxi racial *2
Eagle whistle *2

Movement(2160ft), action(2160ft), hasted action(2160ft), bonus action(2160ft), action surge(2160ft)
10, 800ft per turn reliably, with dissonant whispers this jumps to 12, 960ft

With true polymorph cast by wizard friend turning you into a quickling (assuming taking off equipment then re-attuning after after true poly) changing racial movement from 30 to 120. Before dash action speed increases from 2, 160ft to 3, 600ft.

18, 000ft for without dissonant whispers 21, 600ft

this is 21, 600 ft. flying speed due to the eagle whistle. Therefore so long as the target can be grappled (useing one or more potions of growth if target is large or greater) and does not have the levitate property (or flying speed depending on dm ruling though i would encourage continuing the grapple while falling until impact to stop them from flying) you can make two grapple attacks (made at advantage due to potion of growth) and drop (or grapple) the target from 200ft (characters and items instantly fall 500ft irrespective of turn) twice per turn dealing 140 bludgeoning damage (40d6) per turn.

Have fun, i'm sure your dm will love you, now go suplex that train with potions of growth.

*Note: if your dm allows use the falling item rules from 3rd edition to drop items 200lb or more dealing 20d6 per 10ft dropped maxing out at 200ft instead. This will deal 2100 bludgeoning damage per turn assuming action with a BoH which can hold 500lb (items weighing 200lb(400d6), 200lb(400d6), and 100lb(200d6) respectively). due to movement and amount of actions it should be possible to use item interaction action, bonus action, hasted action to pick up all three items adn repeat with dumping BoH every turn.


Not only are you able to move over Mach 3 you out dps a ninth lvl wizard munchkening catapult and glyph of warding everyturn.

[thejadedrabbitTJR]

he became paste.


Time to Paste (TTP) is around 6 seconds