evo pekka is 100% balanced

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[JC-neel]

Opening a PO Box was the best decision Ken has made in a while

[anonymanonym]

His boyfriend in the glass is growing kinda fast

[brohasNOchill]

Damn, didn't even last a minute. Thanks Ken, now it's all over the screen.

[touyube]

0:00 Ken starts talking about checking his PO Box

[unclemanbun]

this video’s yap:
ken fumbles a baddie at the airport and tries to grow a boyfriend in a glass that is too small

[joacohammer]

For me, Ken is not just a guy. He's not just a YouTuber. He's not even an idol. In my eyes, Ken is a style of life, Ken is my life. At the end of the day, Ken truly is life.

When I wake up, the first thing I do is watch one of his videos. If there are any new ones, i will watch them as soon as possible. I specially enjoy watching them in 0.5 speed, that way I can truly savour every and each moment that Ken creates for his viewers, for ME. I like listening intently to every word that comes out of his mouth, taking a lesson from every story he tells on his videos.

But anyways, I'm getting ahead of myself. You are probably thinking to yourself: Why? Why Ken? Why is he life? Well, ermmm... that's a lot to unpack, but I'll do it just so you can become a true Kenner yourself.

As you can see, Ken is everything for me, and I live like him for he is my life.
When he shows a new deck in Clash Royale (the best game ever made), I immediately change my deck to his, that way I can feel closer to The Ken. I can become The Ken. When he pushes trophies in Brawl Stars (the second best game ever made), I push trophies. Now I have a healthy 150.000 trophies. Thanks, Ken. The Ken. Even when he changed his setup to his kitchen I followed his way and did the same. Now my mom can tell me how disappointing I am while she cooks me food. Nice, thank you, The Ken.

Every second I long for the new Ken upload. I live to watch Ken's videos. I watch every new deck, gamemode, tomfoollery, shenanigan and yap. These are my bread and butter of every day. Now you might be wondering: what is so special about Ken? what videos inspired you to follow him to the ends of the Earth? Well, my little weasel I will list some of his videos that influenced me the most.
-playing minecraft again 06/27/24
-really sorry 02/19/24
-Ken makes it VERY clear that he is NOT interested in women 08/05/24

Of course, I feel obliged to mention The Ken's right-hand man: Oiled Up Highlights. He sums up every bit of Ken's wisdom. He knows The Ken. He gets The Ken. And just how I aspire to be one day, he IS The Ken, he Lives The Ken. Oiled up gets what Ken is trying to say, he takes his message across just so people can become Kenners, similarly to what I am doing right now.

Now rise up Kenners, rise up and don't be like the pipsqueaks that reject The Ken. If you think he is cringe, embrace the cringe. Embrace The Ken. BE THE KEN.
#BETHEKEN

[xspearozx]

Botswana constitution read-along when?

[mikojYT]

1:19 the way Ken says "please Pekka" reminds me of how he talks to his boyfriend when he whips out his Pekka

[cinnamontoast]

Ken woke up to find himself transformed into a plate of spaghetti, his human form now a tangled mess of noodles and sauce. His once-familiar world had become a chaotic jumble of cutlery and plates, each forkful of his existence a reminder of his lost humanity. Trapped in a surreal and indifferent kitchen, Ken grappled with the absurdity of his new condition, struggling to comprehend the meaning behind his strange, pasta-bound fate.

[budgie]

Say bye to ur ad revenue again at 0:21

[CHEH_tf]

8:45 BRO THAT DAGGER DUCHESS TWEAKIN 😭😭😭

[bruhyuh]

bro was able to drag a story about a girl who he had a small conversation into 12 minutes and says he "fumbled" " 😭🙏

[blopshth]

Its okay Ken, every time you fumble a baddie you become slightly less likely to fumble the next one.

[molycow]

10:35 exactly he wasn't thinking straight

[KarakanZdvpy]

Ngl that video was pretty good. Then the weird mustache Australian dude started speaking

[majdxd]

10:52 i don't think the bar is the best place to get wife from

[veeloocityyy]

1:54 ken admits that his evolved log is leaking elixir

[ssaik-jp]

9:45 Ken clearly explains how is he is not interested in girls and likes men. Ken is not interested in women and he clearly describes this.

[juggernautreal]

0:00 ken starts YAPPA YAPPA 12:12 kens stops YAPPA YAPPA

[xspearozx]

Texan here. I want you to know Austrailia is basically big Texas. Texas has more people, GDP, etc. But austrailia is independent. Also, I want you to know that Texans are the end of every joke in America about our accent (along with New Jersey), but we are the only correct way to speak Texan. Yes, we do say Y'all and talk with a deep accent (even us city folk from fallas) but when typing, we seem like the rest of y'all. In real life, You can always tell a Texan, but you can't tell him much. Online, we are among y'all, hiding and waiting.

Love from texas Ken. Hope you can visit once more.