Cats In Therapy

They need it too.

[zillarex]

Me: "Damn I'm bored"

Zefrank: "cat therapy"

Me: *yes*

[captaingforce]

"Just do your magic brain witch!" I'm going to say this to my therapist when I see her next

[kellyyork]

“My balls are missing...and she’s acting like everything’s normal.” Laughed till I fell off the chair.

[mattstanford]

"It's 2019. Who plays Candy Crush?"

My thoughts too, man...my thoughts too.

[wildfiresnap]

Like how he’s posting more. Also successor to Sad Cat Diary

[evandotterer]

“My earliest memory is being alone behind a Trader Joe’s in Glendale” 😂

[zacharywymetalek]

"Just do your magic, Brainwitch"

[GDeNofa]

“I’m more of a cat than that damn wrinkled pit bull that just ran out of here”

I’m DEAD😂

[sarah]

That tofu story is deep and disturbing and brilliant

[carjax]

ZeFrank is the king of quotable lines:

"I'm covered in chunks of what I thought was my mother"

"Question, has milk ever came out of this?"

"He just dosent jerk it like he used to"

"You left for the bathroom, unprofessional by the way..."

[DoctorLazers]

"I'm not saying it was her but she's acting like everything is normal."

[nothankyouthanksforasking]

"Does it have fur?"

"Yes."

Hairless cat: "I get it, it's a game, but where does that leave me?"

😂

[Ashen-One]

I'm an applied psychology major, and "Do your magic, brain witch." tickled my funny bone.

[Chaosdude]

"just do your magic, brain witch" - Cats in Therapy, zefrank1, 2019.

[Ben-elne]

“No, I think there’s resentment there. I wanted to go into marketing and he wanted me to be an indoor cat. Now we have seven plants and we’re thinking of getting more”

[Alex-ltyy]

“I thought my mother was this soft bag of tofu behind the dumpster”

[calm.aware.]

I’m a licensed counsellor myself (for humans though) and You caught all the stereotypes so well in a nutshell. I just laughed and laughed. Thanks!

[oddpotion]

"Which feels identical, by the way, to the scratching post. Identical."

Zefrank has this incredible ability to match an animals body language with what's being said. It's so perfect.

[gandalftheswoll]

See you guys in 10 years when this is recommended to everyone suddenly

[Eternally_screaming_idiot]

"Just do your magic, brain witch."
Me with every therapist I've had.