If Streaming Services Were People

[calvinandhabs]

Should Frank Grillo be in more high profile dramatic work?

[chronicallydazed]

Prime video is legit "we have some movies, but like half of em you pay to rent for a day"

[ShadeScarecrow]

And then they are surprised that people decide to sail the seven seas instead

[wjraggett]

Dropout wasn't on camera but you know he's been there the whole time

[Eiterlude]

And then there’s Disney+, holding your nostalgia and the next big budget action film hostage.

[SniperOnSunday]

To quote Gabe Newell, "Piracy is rarely ever a pricing problem, and is almost always a service problem."

[jimmyjuju]

Also Netflix: "Yeah, we don't have that one. Or that one. Yep, not that one either. Oh, you just missed that one."

[grynte]

Its fun how people dont pirate stuff because of the price, but because you dont wanna deal with 8 different streaming services at the same time x3

[techbro_]

Netflix cancelling great shows after one season is so accurate that it hurts my soul 😭

[Beacuzz]

Peacock just sweeping in the corner. "Oh i got all their leftovers and crumbs...and the Olympics"

[gabehasfurther]

Nah, Tubi is mad slept on. It has some the most obscure classic shows. ESPECIALLY, obscure kids shows. AND IT'S FREE!

[DayLight-wsox]

Should've ended with a pirate holding a cocktail going 'Knew you'd be back'.

[maxencedworaczek]

Dropout : 5 dollars a month and you got thousands of hours of original content, some heartwarming, some heartbreaking, always funny. Ads? What are those

[woodificould]

I'll throw another comment to vouch for Tubi. Extremely underrated, free, AND the ads are actually not ridiculous

[jamescallanan]

Dropout: "I've been here the whole time!"

[TheSolidSnakeOil]

That Apple one is sport on. I don't know what the hell is on Apple TV other than Ted Lasso and the occasional baseball game. And I didn't know about Ted Lasso until the series was over.

[eggmeister]

In South Africa, Netflix gives me access to like 4 movies. There's a reason why South Africa is often called the "piracy capital of the world". For most media, we literally have no alternative.

[emeraldmaster]

tubi: oh were also one of the only places to watch those old nostalgic shows and movies you rememeber as a kid but could never find for decades.

[Whosaskin]

The "I'll never tell" legit made me giggle.

[elliottcrain]

I was a Netflix user for a long time like really long. At the time it was cheap af and they didn’t bring the whole “you have to be in same WiFi bullshit. And since I was a tourist guide and sometimes spend weeks and months without going back home, I reached out to Netflix saying “Yo, what can we do?” All they told me was “Oh, we’re sorry but it’s a policy that you must be on the same Wi-Fi” so a pirate was born that day and I regret not joining the seas sooner.