This Monologue Goes Out To You, Mr. President

'Face the Nation's' 'John Dickerson had the willpower to ignore the President's insults during their conversation in the White House. Luckily, Stephen doesn't have that same constraint.

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[maaria_w]

This has aged well, except for the toilet paper bit. Shoulda saved that roll, Stephen.

[acciousername]

Ah, the 'c**k holster' monologue... this one is timeless :)

[bunnygirl]

Can we just stop for a moment and appreciate "You have more people marching against you than Cancer"

[jvnne]

Stephen Colbert, thank you, for turning the repulsion I feel toward the “pricktator” of USA into comedy gold.

[spelunkerd]

...."I don't stand by anything"....

What a revealing, candid moment.

[wazz]

As a lady from the UK, I love Stephen!! Because of health problems I have to take many pain meds in the morning, and whilst these meds kick in, Stephen makes me laugh so hard 🤣. A great start to my day, thanks Stephen👏👏👏

[thereisalwaysarainbowafter]

When trump said “I don’t stand by anything” it reminded me of a alexander Hamilton quote: “Those who stand for nothing fall for everything” and I’m pretty sure that sums up Donald quite well.

[mcreyrey]

THIS was when I started watching Colbert religiously. Even went to Ed Sullivan Theater to watch its live taping.

[maanvidhillon]

"you have more people marching against you than cancer" ahahahaha i'm DONE

[namastepeace]

Pretending to read blank papers gets me every time LOL. Classic!

[penelopepetite]

6 months later and this is still the most savage thing I have ever seen. Freaking, love Colbert!

[KaiZenAmen]

11:12 One of the most savage roasts in history...

[cooldesigner]

I do not understand how Mr. Dickerson keeps a straight face when interviewing. It must be part of the comedy ;-)

[sonjiyoung]

Shit got real when Stephen said...
“But I sir, am no John Dickerson."

[mysunnybird]

Stephen Colbert is BRILLIANT !!! In the middle of all those horrible news about Trump, he makes us that is talent !!!

[glasswng]

"Mr. President... if I came to the Oval Office and saw you sitting behind the desk... I'd cry too."
🙌🏼Amen🙏🏼

[heatheradeletate]

the only problem with this is there's no way to do a thumbs-up 12 million times. I just want to continue to thumbs up this as often as possible

[magrudergrinder]

They should have given him a mic to drop at the end of that.

[nighthowl]

"The point is hes a monster"
*"A fat little monster"*
Bruh I died😂😂😂😂😂

[domingoalvarez]

This was a great monologue give this man a raise fast!!