r/ConfidentlyIncorrect - Markiplier ≠ REAL WOMAN 🤬🏳️‍⚧️

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[einienj]

"We can always tell" = they definitely can never tell..

[__mints__]

Thats why there's an eclipse every few years, so the scienticst can change the Sun's bulb

[TheNeoVid]

16:40 Wait, it makes more sense that way. An alpha male is buggy, unstable, and not ready to be released to the public until it's updated to a more reliable beta.

[UnstableEquilibrium]

I'm a man, and my pelvis suddenly disappeared. Please send help. 911 keeps laughing over the phone.

[LRMo]

As a German kid, I'm baffled that anyone would call the sun either orange or white. YELLOW is the color you use when drawing the sun, goddamn! 🤣

[christianevrye]

2:25 "The fake LED sun we see now is blinding to look at [whereas] the original sun wasn't" well, if they spent their childhood staring straight into the sun, that would explain why their eyes see it differently now...

[Gormathius]

The one thinking the number of women dying their hair is "ALARMING!" is a real contender for most boring person on the planet. It's such a boring thing to panic about presented in the most boring way possible. Only an exceptionally boring person with an exceptionally boring life could be alarmed by such a boring non-issue.

[robxholicfoxyfan]

Plot twist, the "no men have pelvises" guy has been stalked by a male pelvis harvester that steals all the naturally unalived men's pelvises in his life to mess with him.

[jooleebilly]

The fact that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson plays with his daughter and doesn't have a problem with her putting makeup on him is what makes him a real adult dad. Not a toxic dimwit. A friend has two young daughters and he lets them put nail polish on him every weekend. And doesn't worry about taking it off right away for work on Monday. He's a good dad.

[TeslaRangerNY]

Before you've read Frankenstein: "Frankenstein was the monster."
When you read Frankenstein: "Frankenstein was the _doctor_ ."
After you read Frankenstein: "Frankenstein _was_ the monster."

[recycledapathy]

I think the funniest response I've seen to the "infinite monkeys coming up with the works of Shakespeare" adage is "This is true. One monkey in the 15th century named William came up with the collected works of Shakespeare." Because, ya know, humans are monkeys.

[LiterallyPimPimling]

one time when I was at the store with my grandma (the cool grandma) a lady saw my trans pin and went “I’ll pray you get your senses straight.” And my grandma heard and said to her “I’ll pray at your funeral if you say that to my grandchild again.”

[FunnyFany]

I think the worse part about the (wrong) take that "if you're attracted to Jenna Ortega, a woman in her 20s, you are a pedophile because she looks like a child" is the implication that dating a child would be okay as long as said child looked mature.

[KIxYOSHI]

I love how many people "prove" things with "elementary school science/math", but then also get that exact same elementary school science/math wrong

[mickeyyowzah]

I like to explain the infinity thing this way.
"Given infinite time, anything that can happen—will happen, no matter how small the probability."
Moreover, it will happen an infinite number of times. Because that's just how big infinity is.

[rushinroulette]

The lady at 2:10 with the orange sun comment is absolutely correct. We did used to use orange colour to make the sun back then... but after she and her friends ATE all the damn orange crayons they were using to colour with, we had to resort to using white instead.

[Aavazandum]

Remember everyone, as long as you don’t publicly say STUPID DODO like this, you are always gonna do fine

[drtaverner]

Autism and ADHD leads to dying your hair "unnatural" colours, not the other way around. When we stop caring about fitting in, we do the things that make us happy.

[daydream]

As a Greek person, the tattoo the nurse got isn't even a real word in Greek, , on top of that, "apketo" (αρκετό) means "enough" in an "it" way, what they both wanted to get (assuming they're female) would be "ime arketi" (είμαι αρκετή) which means "I am enough [if op is a male then they'd get "ime arketos" (είμαι αρκετός) tattood which means the same thing but it's for males]

[marije]

I was in the sauna with my best friend the other day. Me and my best friend are both cis women, but she has scars from a breast reduction surgery - she was an H-cup and went down to a C/D cup.

Now saunas in The Netherlands are 1) full nudity and 2) mixed gender. Usually it's fine, we have been to many mixed saunas both in the Netherlands and other European countries, but this time there was a man who kept on staring at my friend. He never said anything, but it was super uncomfortable. We think it was because of her scars because there were plenty of good looking women there and he really only stared at her.

Even when fully nude, they can't tell cis from trans, was my point.