Exploring the SCP Foundation: SCP-7933 - X is for Xing

Written by: daveyoufool

Artists Include:

[GunNutproductionsOG]

On the one hand I do appreciate that you don’t put in any jump scares in your videos but on the other hand you had a golden opportunity to end this with a Mandril attack

[dfailsthemost]

If randomly attacked by monkeys, I pray we'd all have the fortitude to say something as awesome as "it was only a question of when".

[Colin_Ashton]

People: We want to create art!

SCP 7933: No. Monke.

[LokNWykLeer]

Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Gets beaten to death by mandrill.

[FroJSimpson]

“And who has a better story than Bran the Broken?”

“Well, what about all those mandrills that are coming over the horizon?”

“…Well yes, I suppose that would actually be a better story.”

[actual]

He’s almost at the end of the alphabet. 😢

[MoolsDogTwoOfficial]

This SCP is really interesting and I think it wins the whole contest. That's it for my revi- wait WHAT THE HELL IS THA

[NsfrtuRsn]

"perhaps some works would indeed be improved by the presence of a bunch of angry mandrills" undoubtedly.

[shadypixel]

I wouldnt be surprised if this was originally supposed to be a joke scp, it reminds me of-
*sound of broken glass is heard in the background
-oh no

[aidanclark]

Something terrifying but also hilarious about this one is the fact that it could eventually breed the higher communication and abstract thinking out of humanity and return us all to monkey😂😂

[polkalamypekopeko]

Someone took "A bunch of monkeys with a typewriter each could write a better story than you" literally

[dragoatmanard]

Im just imagining "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" fiddle solos but with monkey noises

[TimbothyJimbothy]

Oh I finally get it
It's like the antithesis of how an infinite monkeys randomly working at a type writer will eventually write out Shakespeare in full.
Instead of creating, it's just innumerable monkeys destroying all other art and replacing it with the one same thing every time.

[windunursetyadi]

SCP-7933: Reject art, return to monke

[calmkat]

"I wish my story about mandril attacks was more popular"

Monkey's Paw: *curls*

[mariofanish]

The idea of Kiki's Delivery Service being cut off part way through by a bloody monkey attack makes me irrationally upset.

[FlameForgedSoul]

Ah, seeing this interact with In The Hanged Kings Tragedy would be most amusing.

[stop]

Would starting every story with the mandril attack resolve every story from being hijacked tho? Just a preface to every piece of art. The only way to avoid it.

[isaacbenrubi]

SCP Universe: *Literal monkey business*
Parallel Universe: Not my monkey. Not my circus. Not my problem.

[doctordefy]

I’ve been staying up till 3am to watch these as they come out, I don’t think I’ll be so spoiled for a while.