Dumber Ways To Die with lame singing (PARODY)

This parody had a great audio track that was sung by Stephen Paul Taylor, but some jackwad company tried to claim that I had infringed on their copyright. My network has no balls and wouldn't tell them where to shove their claim... up their unwashed ass.

Here's a link to the original

So I made a new edit with a very poorly sung song.

Thanks to the 5.5 million people that watched the original before I swapped out the audio.

Lyrics

Put your head in a jet engine
Swallow a hand grenade
Stick your tongue in a light socket
Tie your junk to a skyrocket

Dumber ways to die
So many dumber ways to die
Dumber ways to die
So many dumber ways to die

Drive your car off a cliff
Take a nap in the fridge
Play soccer on the interstate
Dance near an open sewer grate

-Chorus

Dry your hair in the tub
Find a boa and give 'em a hug
Pet a tiger like a kitty cat
Tell your wife she's really fat.

-Chorus
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Software used:
Toonboom 7.1
Adobe Premiere

[bamhurger.]

What people hear when I'm singing in the shower:

[shapeshifting-bunny]

I love how the most detailed thing in this video is the flower in the beginning

[Chompy_Pod]

"Tell your wife, she really fat." Never gets old 😂😂😂

[TostillasNinja]

Turning on captions made me burst out laughing 😂 (rip because the original captions are gone)
“but your internet cat is dead” 💀
“Tanguma neighs” 💀
“slight Saki” 💀
“another stroke to work Skye rocky” 💀
“play soccer on a nurse” 💀💀
“try your hair in the top” 💀💀
“pet a tiger like a key” 💀💀💀
“till your wife she's really fast” 💀💀💀

[proudprobinsyana]

"PuT yOuR hEaD iN a JeT eNgInE" Never gets old.

[mariannegiga]

''so many dumber ways to die'' never gets old 😂😂

[Mackieproductions]

You have an AMAZING voice! Like totally. Slay it queen 👑

[jessicamendoza]

"PeT a TiGeR lIkE a KiTtY cAaAaAt" always cracks me up 🤣

[JoeyGYTP]

The bad singing just makes this feel like the narrator got hit in the head with a rock and beter

[C.N._Lover]

The end scared me as a kid, making me never want to see the end again, until now

[namle-ozkp]

Captions: “But your internet cat is dead” LOL 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[WhyTeaRoblox]

“But your internet cat is dead” -My Captions 💀

[lvndr_ltus]

I don’t know why but this made me scared when I was younger lol- Now this makes me laugh

[amogus]

0:40 me when i want to take a nap and eat

[emmamesser]

my childhood 😭 also I’M LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE VOICE OMG-

[RixAndRex]

Ah yes, the worlds *BEST SINGER!* HUGE FAN!

[xXCottonCandyPegasisterXx]

me:going to school with black hoodie and headphones
the music in my headphones:

[mrsgbrandi]

Bean 1: Dippy (different shape)
Bean 2: Stupe (no hat)
Bean 3: Numpty
Bean 4: Doomed
Bean 5: Doofus (orange)
Bean 6: Hapless
Bean 7: Dimwit (no ears)
Bean 8: Bonehead
Bean 9: Pillock (orange)
Bean 10: Lax (teal and different shape)
Bean 11: Bungle (purple)
Bean 12: Calamity (different shape)
Calamity's mom: Stumble (different shape and no hair and red)

[the_strange_weirdo]

I turned on captions
“Play soccer on a nurse💀”
“Dance near a sewer gray💀”

[lovekr]

1.Dippy (different shape)
2.Stupe (no hat)
3.Numpty
4.Doomed
5.Doofus (color orange)
6.Hapless
7.Dimwit (no ears)
8.Bonehead
9.Pillock (color orange)
10.Lax (color teal)
11.Bungle (color purple)
12.Calamity (different shape)
Calamity's Mom: Stumble