i just got really bad news

oh darn
↓COME FOLLOW ME HERE OR I WILL CRY (HARD)↓

in this video i weep in my kitchen and i pretend i have a full, healthy beard.

Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to small town reviews to how they use shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to the how they use shotgun to the gus johnson shotgun to if i was frozone... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright. Guys, if you put all this dumb stuff in the description, it helps your videos. isn't that wild?

Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

[des-astre]

Terry is such an empath That he gets physically punched by his internal organs every time he hears a bad news.

[non_brewed_condiment]

Terry's wife found out the price of a small black coffee with no lid from Dunkin Donuts went up by $1 and she knew this would devastate terry so much that he couldn't handle finding it out all at once, so she called him multiple times gradually increasing the price every time until she got to $1.

[totalgoober]

He always sounds actually hurt every time lmao

[adequatequality]

Gus: "Don't look at my cards"
Sven: "Why would we look at his...oh, they're face up"
😂

[ScoldierRL]

Though none of us really know Gus's age, he could easily pass as a 47 year-old.

[PenCapChewlive]

So sorry gus, hope your balls will heal okay

[BlueBarrier]

Cameraman: "How much zooming in and out do you want?"

Gus: "Yes."

[BryceEdwardBrown]

This sketch did not go any direction I thought it would

[meltedlyricoriginal]

The little details in the video made it so much funnier. Gus always showing his cards, the phone sounds, Sven having direct and intimate eye contact with the camera, Ian momentarily swapping nationalities... the list truely goes on and on

[JaxontheOkay]

i legit felt really bad for terry even though i have no idea what the news was - especially when he was trying to keep his composure with his friends.

[kondinator]

I didnt know 3 minutes and 50 seconds could feel this long

[yoursmokealarmfailed]

"I'm in the middle of an activity."
-greatest sentence ever

[MedallionYT]

"If it's important, they'll text you!" - LOL

[batcountrythompson]

Terry is Gus's most adorable character ever. You just wanna hug him and whisper everything will be alright

[thegodofpez]

The Mona Lisa painting really kicks the sketch up a notch.

[MCBSMITH]

I would have liked to finish this comment but I just got a call about some really bad news. I'm so sorry.

[iGottic]

I'm sorry gus, but anyways, hope you won the game!

[Raspyist]

Alternative theory, every time he answers the phone an episode of Rings Of Power gets beamed into his brain.

[kadet]

This man lost his entire family in the span of 5 minutes. All of which, being communicated through a Nokia cell phone. This is the peak of human suffering. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[CubCadetMan]

Idk why but the Mona Lisa in the background just made this video even more hilarious.