Kyle Promises to Sleep

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[ethanlawrence]

This only proves that Kyle will only sleep if it is work

[a_channel]

Filthy lies. Everyone knows Kyle doesn’t sleep, the crew just clones a new Kyle when the main one burns out.

[backdoorproductions]

"...for, based on what I've read, 8 hours."

Look, even if he doesn't sleep, at least he's been studying up on it.

[angrysnowcone]

You got to love a community that when asked "what do you guys that are paying and enjoying the content I make want me to do next" responds with "we want you to sleep and take care of yourself".

[LazyTurtle]

Kyle, this better not be a joke, you really need sleep, all of us need sleep.... I should sleep

[blackula]

Everyone: Kyle, go to sleep!
Kyle: I’m a busy man, so make it worth my while.

[Praevalidum]

I don't understand...
Kyle is incapable of sleep? Isn't he?

[pyrofan]

Bags? Nah, Kyle’s got a full set of matched luggage under his eyes

[eliassierra]

Throughout the entire Kyle-verse, we may just have just discovered Well-Rested Kyle. Truly, there is no greater cause to donate to if he can actually be manifested.

[nairocamilo]

I'll believe it when I see it!
...
Good Dreams, Kyle

[jasonmorley]

Kyle- your existence is a blessing to the world, and I hope you look after yourself a little better so as to maintain your presence here on the internet!

[Caboose]

I absolutely canot handle the fact that in 7 hours, apparently people have donated about $500 to the Patreon. What a legendary community!

[Praevalidum]

Jokes aside, fuck me, the bags under Kyle's eyes have genuinely become concerning.

[mbanana]

I can never tell when he's doing a skit and when he's being genuine. Like I don't think this is a bit, but Kyle can be really committed sometimes.

[Geeklord]

This explains the decade of madness coming out of Kyle and the rest of the Door Monster team: when you can't dream, those hallucinations become so vivid they're marketable.

[michaelbell]

I can’t wait to see how many hours after lying down it takes for someone to fall asleep with thousands of people watching

[bsquared]

Kyle taking himself hostage: "pay or else I won't sleep"😂

[ThePCguy]

INB4 Kyle wakes up two hours into the livestream with a video idea that can't wait.

[Verillionmiles]

Man, I can't believe Kyle nearly slipped up and told everyone Brian David Gilbert died and he helped clone a new one.

[cyl_genderfluid-furry]

I tend to sleep for about 6 hours. Very obsessively specifically. I am scared. Also, for an amount of time I cannot quantify due to days blending together, I fell asleep at around 12:00, to wake up at 18:00, which is when the Fortnite shop rotates inventory. They have Venom, who is hot, and another character who upon seeing changed alot about my fursonas whithin just hours of witnessing. I have a *LOT* of mental [stuff] to unpack just regarding the [stuff]show around me not being able to get the character in time over $2, which I won't get into because it's incredibly depressing, and you strike me as the kinda person who has mental issues of their own, and needs a hug every hour. Maybe I'm projecting abit. Anyways, as I stayed up later past 12:00, I eventually broke out of the cycle, but I did start sleeping less and less just getting as close to waking up at 18:00 as my internal systems would allow given the 4-hour minimum and 7-hour maximum. Have you ever heard about how the brain really does work in a pair, and the "conscious" you isn't really necessarily either part, despite possibly having the biggest impact, atleast to your perspective? Or something like that? I kinda don't keep the exact details in easy access at all times. Basically, my id was more on the same page as me than my superego when it came to waking me up, which makes it sound kinda like a parasite in a way. I won't get into the entirety of my experiences with not the best impulse control, but it effectively is its own self-destructive entity which takes me along for the ride, which is self-destructive to me aswell, point being it is kinda like having a parasite.

What was the point of the comment? Didn't really have a point; That's just where my mind went to.