Pick up that can

[bajajablaast]

This has the setup, tension, and punchline of 80's commercial and I LOVE IT

[DumbTomato]

Fuck yeah, just bros being bros enjoying a nice summer day with some forgetjuice.

[The_Soda_Man]

I was half expecting it to cut to Gordon looking really confused and walking around a train station.

[Haru-spicy]

amazed that it didn't turn out to be a cerveza cristal

[thezman]

Alternate Universe where the Combine were super chill and actually incredibly nice

[analogskullerosis]

You always have a real knack for picking the perfect music for these videos. I love getting to find new jams through your videos. Thank you, Fabino

[ProfesorWillem]

nothing like chilling out with your new homie and a mind erasing beverage

[VelvetHelvetica]

G-Man’s Max Payne grin in the background makes this vid for me

[RichRick]

"Now, about that Dr. Breen water I owe you."

[ctrlaltrepeat]

"Even the Freeman loves Breen's Private Reserve.... Breen's Private Reserve, forget your troubles."

[josharmstrong]

The alternate timeline good ending: The combine are actual an inter-dimensional relief effort and just help out humanity instead of enslaving it after the zen space disaster at black masa

[NickiRusin]

lost it at G-Man mewing in the background

[kinghyrule]

Now this is the Kino Fabino that I'm here for.

[DustyGamma]

And that's how a metrocop derailed the resistance... and made a friend!

[kryskiller]

Smoking a cig through a smoke filter seems both contradictory and hilariously rad at the same time.

[ImpendingRiot]

“I’m on the verge of tears by the time the stun baton’s almost touched the can, since I’m positive he’ll push it over and make me pick it up. But he doesn’t, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.”

[whatr]

him smoking like that makes it look like they just finished sleeping with each other

[UristBeardhammer]

"Look, I'm tellin' ya buddy, living under the Combine is actually pretty great. Free, universal healthcare that's actually good, and fast! Unemployment is a thing of the past, crime is down worldwide, and there's no war anywhere on Earth. Heck, once us humans settle into things a bit, we're even gonna be able to travel to other dimensions and see the stars! It's gonna be great, man."

[zye.]

Gordon after meeting a resistance metrocop during the uprising

[goosebish]

If Barney had been out on beat that day instead of working the cells