Pick Up The Can, Freeman (Half-Life Combine Song)

Merry Christy everyone!

Get the song and the album here:

Lyrics:

(Breathing Solo)

Get back! Stop, get back!
Hands off the button!
Do not press that button!
Get back! Stop, get back!
Get back!
Confirming grenade!

It's Alyx Vance!
Designate target as Freeman.
It's Alyx Vance.
Contact confirmed: Freeman.
It's Alyx Vance.
Overwatch, Freeman delivered.
Of course it's Alyx Vance!

We have a...
Why is it dangerous?
This reader is of grid.
Why is it dangerous?
Bugs, bugs on the lose.
Is it dangerous?
Shots fired.
Why is it dangerous?
Gotta ten...
Why is it dangerous?
Do you want ammo compliance verdict?
Why is it dangerous?
All units return to code twelve.
Why?
...Deactivating.
Wh-

Pick up the can, pick up the can.
I said pick up the can, pick up that can, Freeman.
Look out!
Now, put it in the trash can.
I said put it in the trash can.
Shit!
Pick up the can, pick up the can.
I said pick up the can, pick up that can, Freeman.
Roger that.
Now, put it in the trash can.
Hands up, don't move!

Get out of here.

Overwatchconfirmshelixvectortangoiscontained.
Overwatchreportspossiblehostilesinbound.
Overwatchrequestwinderdispatch.
Overwatchrequestreserveactivation.
Overwatchsectoroverrunrepeatsectoroverrun.
Overwatch, team is deployed and scanning.
Overwatchteamisdownsectorisnotcontrolled.
Overwatch says "Stop kicking it."
He stopped kicking it.

One, two, three, five, four, six, seventy meters.
Secure sector, secure sector.
Sector is secure, sector is NOT secure.
Seven, eight, nine, ten, fifty, twenty, forty five,
two hundred sixty three, twelve, nine, nine, nine, nein, nein!

Outbreak, outbreak, outbreak!
Bouncer, bouncer, bouncer, bouncer!
Outbreak, outbreak, outbreak!
GRENADE!
Grenade.
Flashflashflashflash!

Pick up the can, pick up the can.
I said pick up the can, Freeman.
Watch it!
That's a grenade! That's a grenade.
In the trash can.
I said put it in the trash can.
He, hehehe.
Pick up the can, pick up the can.
I said pick up the can, pick up that can, Boomer.
Roger that.
Now, put it in the trash can.
Put your hands up!

(Pain Solo)

Pick up the can, pick up the trash.
I said pick up the can.
Ohoho.
I hate these things.
Put it in the trash can.
I said put it in the trash can.
WHOOOO!
Pick up the trash can, pick up the flashflashflashflash!
Pick up the can, can the can.
Freeman now, put it in the trash can.
Get out of here.

Alright, you can go.

WHOOO!

[vaalesha]

"Sector is secure, sector is NOT secure."
It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.

[DJTachanka]

the boys when they are awarded their ‘non mechanical reproduction simulation’ by overwatch

[lowpolyfruit]

Love how they can't count lmao " 1, 2, 3, 5, 4, 6, seventy meters "

[Fludd-Stop]

It's so oddly addicting hearing the Metrocop saying "pick up the can" to a beat

[hashi]

This song has many crossovers...
Here's some list of crossover.

Spoiler Alert
0:23 Wheatley's "Do not touch the button!"
0:26 Half Life Scientist's "Stahp!"
(0:41, 0:43, 0:46, 0:49, 0:51, 0:54 Half life HECU marine's "ASS") (Edit : Lyrics said "Why? Is it dangerous?" My mishearing)
1:49 HECU marine's "70 meters"

[GallantCalamity]

*Sick music plays*
Combine Soldier to me jamming out: Overwatch says stop kicking it.

[firebobert]

I like how the “70 meters” implies that the military was turned into combine

[profdobbs]

I didn't ask for this on Christmas but I sure as hell not complaining.

[Below_Mediocre]

I would like to remind everyone that an entire section of this song is comprised of the grunts of pain, screams of terror and final breaths of Civil Protection and Combine Soldiers alike. These poor souls, transfigured beyond recognition. AND BOY DOES IT SOUND LIKE A BANGER

[Capo]

*Now THIS is a Christmas gift*

Merry Christmas y'all

[beeninja]

Bought the album on bandcamp. Best 5 bucks I ever spent.

[Inlet]

Alright, you can go... to the next Vandoorea track!

[stormmk]

They've still got the usual Pain Solo that's pretty much standard for all of these songs, but i'm pretty sure the combine are the only ones who would be able to pull of a breathing solo like they did at the start

[nathancameron]

I noticed that song is built on "CP Violation" that's pretty cool

[Vöndoorea]

Man the half life alyx combine voice lines are soooo good

[okaythenillleave]

i love the grunts arguing whether its alyx or gordon

[Pokycraftgamer]

"Thats a grenade!
thats a grenade!
its a trash can"

[EsotericLiquid]

/r/TheCombineDidNothingWrong
They just wanted Freeman to pick up a damn can. Come on.

[snelkku]

CP: You want a malcompliance verdict?

Why, is it dangerous?

[ayrtontortorella]

"Pick up that like" "now put it on the video" Happy holidays everyone!