Black church ushers are POLICE

[tiffaniferrell]

That's why they implemented greeters. The greeters are the sweetest, most positive members of the church. They're there to soften the blow of what's to come after they enter those dbl doors 😂

[MeeCee]

Definitely ushers! Cause as a kid making you go sit by your mother was just like them saying, "You have the right to remain silent...."

[michellelong]

Yes! The fans and tissues on deck! Don't walk down this aisle!

[SheisB]

😂😂😂 "I know Him, you don't!"

[mickan.]

Yep. The ushers and the choir director. Militant. 😂

[CN-gwnt]

“Walk around and touch the plate” and “Ain’t no children’s church” gave me ptsd 😭😭😭

[joemomma]

Parents who come to the school and act like they run the school, the district, & the classroom!

[Sunshiine_TV]

As a former junior Usher, I was trained as if I was the Secret Service to the sanctuary

[JessicaLanear]

White Diamonds 🤣😂🤣 this is an ushers’s prerequisite scent.

[daytonchris]

the greeter at walmart that checks your receipts.

[jcuff]

Yes. When they switch to Black, that is when they are on another level.

[sparks]

They do NOT play about that gum!! Use start chewing gum at church and those ushers would come and bring a handkerchief to spit the gum out lol.

[ayeshakarreem]

The people who scan your receipt and rummage through your purchased items from a Sam’s Club or Costco. That black chic in me wanna say, “Norma you just saw me leaving from the register, stop being extra with your sharpie” but I just politely smile and let them put a line on my receipt for no freakin reason at all 😂😅😂😅

[antoinehayes]

I agree 100 you better not get up from your seat when the pastor is doing his sermon

[phillipwattsjr.]

And your contributions best FOLD and not JINGLE!

[tarecahubbard-holt]

Spot on! They are hateful creatures most of the time. 😂

[AwijoshSun]

Growing up, we had an usher that affectionately named "SuperCop". One Watch Night service, someone's phone went off, and they were able to silence it just before SuperCop made it to the aisle. As he scanned the aisles trying to find the source of the noise the person with said phone was visibly terrified of being caught.

[thewrongascendancy]

I was a junior usher at my old church when I was a teenager ( keyword: was. I was terrible at it. I was too nice and let people out when I wasn't supposed to 😂) He's not lying.

[jasminemorris]

The difference between a gate keeper and a door keeper, the Usherboard. When the usher anniversary comes around and the Ushers walk Matchless, Uniformity, Amen.

[candacejackson]

"If They Had Handcuffs They'd Use Them" 😅😅😂😂😂😂