Greenskeepers - Lotion

[zrecho]

Dammit, Pontius. He was funny in this skit

[CassandraChatwin]

I've been obsessed with this song for months, but buying a pair of high definition headphones with good base and stereo has added a whole new level of epic to this song.

[lovinreginald]

First time i heard this song. I was working doing security for a pagan wedding on halloween. Mos def most interesting wedding I've been to.

[connord]

Driving  in the countryside of Australia listening to this song. cant get much better, love this song

[akalsi]

I want to someone to sing this on American Idol.

[SekturSwamp]

Just heard this on jackass forever and realized I hadn't listened to this awesome song in years. Hope it gains popularity again

[DJBiloxi_and_CrabShack]

We cover this on banjo sometimes during backyard shows. We tried once at a local bar and got one of those audience wtf looks. Great song though!!

[soggysayo]

This song evokes bitter memories of my failed career as an aphiast and later a brilliant yet troubled dressmaker

[raisgod]

Finding this song again in 2024 is awesome!

[strewthtomusic]

LYRICS:

I'm looking down the hole 
You're looking up at me 
You're cold and tired 
That is easy to see 
Lower the rope to you 
A bucket and a light 
Your membrane will be soft and smooth 
And your heart will be mine.

It rubs the lotion on its skin 
Or else it gets the hose again 
It rubs the lotion on its skin 
Or else it gets the hose again 
Yes Precious, it gets the hose

Woah, oh, oh. 
Woah, oh, oh.

The look inside your eyes drives me from control 
Evoking visions of my favorite casserole. 
And if I eat your heart 
I'll also bite your soul 
And when I'm done with that 
I'll use your skull as a bowl.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. 
Or else it gets the hose again. 
It rubs the lotion on its skin. 
Or else it gets the hose again. 
It gets the hose. 
It puts the lotion in the basket. 
It puts the lotion in the basket. 
It puts the lotion in the basket. 
Yes it does
Put the lotion in the basket 
Put the lotion in the basket 
Put the lotion in the basket 
And it does.

Woah, oh, oh. 
Woah, oh, oh.

The night is very cold 
I'm feeling kind of weak. 
I think I'll make myself a cap from your right buttock's cheek. 
And then I will go walking with my little dog. 
And then I'll bury you underneath the lawn.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. 
Or else it gets the hose again. 
It rubs the lotion on its skin. 
Or else it gets the hose again. 
Yes it does Precious.. 
It puts the lotion in the basket. 
Bitch, put the lotion in the basket. 
Oh, put the lotion in the fucking basket 
Bitch, put the lotion in the basket. 
Woah, oh, oh. 
Woah, oh, oh.


.Enjoy learning.

[chrismedina]

"Bitch put the lotion in the basket!" I love singing this and seeing how long it takes people to realize the lyrics.

[Pragma]

this song should of been included in the welcome "hello from earth" Package we sent in to space. Yep this exemplifies the human race perfectly. All admiring, self indulging, and destructive.

[craigpeters]

Jackass Forever introduced me to this song

[taracaitlyn]

Yesterday was the first time I've heard this song and I was pretty high and it was fantastic 👌

[themowgli]

thank you for this mix. it made my life much easier at times. for real.

[davidbonnell]

Now it’s stuck in my head. Awesome song.

[Skoringo]

“ I’m Johnny Knoxville! Welcome to hell!”

[vswaggg]

me: what a good song
Also me: put the lotion in the basket wtf

[skye]

this is one of those songs that everyone likes. if they admit it or not

[SoffReeding]

I played this at my highschool talent show. Memories.