Steven Seagal runs like a girl with awesome backing tracks

Steven Seagal running. If you can call it that. Yes, a lot of people might say he runs like a new born buffalo, but I think the buffalo has more co-ordination and grace. What you need to understand is that Steven Seagal is forever chasing an evil cookie. The one elusive cookie that is now his arch nemesis.

[Fister_of_Muppets]

Make fun of his running all you want, but he obviously eventually did catch up to that truckload of donuts.

[crystalwebster]

I like the Tim hortons cookie that cracked me up

[thegadflygang]

Your best work yet. If you dont cover the Seagal strut, you are no aficionado of the finer things. Hot damn that man wiggles like a fruit while his long arms just dangle like wet noodles

[symol]

Ahh I now see where Tom Cruise got his running MOJO from.

[DevilsReject]

Running like Seagal, Grab a chair and sit down 😁😁😁

[qbatmobile]

DMN! He's bullshitsu master AND elite runner!

[darrenclements]

Steven Seagull runs like a Little girl after the truck full of Bacon triple cheeseburgers
Steven Seagull does not run anymore

[BloodDrippnFlowers]

ive been perfecting you no huff ! that run for 40 to 45 years ! and no olympic athlete can beat me on the track

[rebeccabrandt]

A graceful performance if ever there was one! He trained under the Great Brown Wind from Lew Vladivostok if I’m not mistaken

[elmostitch]

Chasing the cookie there sensei saddlebags

[StayPuft]

He does the Uncle Howdy walk but a little faster.

[jarlfisk]

I wonder why he is running like that :? Not normal

[Purfikt]

How many takes did it take to chase the fark out of a cookie!

[codycoyote]

Maybe he got fat cause we made fun of his run.