'Zeon Did Nothing Wrong'

Just a quick recap of all the things Zeon definitely didn't do

[arragon]

Zeon: "We fight for the rights of all those in the colonies!" proceeds to destroy colonies left and right

[pulmonary_fibrosis]

As a confirmed Feddie, I will give the Zekes a pass on the first colony drop. They were obviously so scared of Australia's wildlife that they had to drop one from space. They kinda missed but the effort was there

[agintofchoas]

My favorite war crime is when m’quve announces to the federation that he will use a nuke and then says “i know this violates the Antarctic treaty, but i refuse to lose”

[labbit]

Zeon in every fucking pre 100 UC Gundam movie ever: would it be nice if we *tried to fucking eliminate a whole ass city*

[Anirlon]

Zeon makes a grand gesture for peace by manually returning the colonies to the Earth, one by one

[salvoix]

Finally, a meme who's humor isn't weighed down by grav- wait.

[dangermjor]

Zeon: "Why do people hate us so?"

Also Zeon:

[moffwibbles]

Interviewer: "What does it feel like to take human life?"
Ghiren, Char, Delaaz, M'quve: "I wouldn't know. I've only ever killed Earthnoids."

[deltahalo]

"Oh my God! Zeon are dropping a Colony on Earth!"

"Again?"

[nickgennady]

Remember guys, it’s only a war crime if you lose the war.

[hfar_in_the_sky]

As someone who grew up Wing rather than the main Gundam timeline, I remember hearing so many people saying "Zeon are actually the good guys!" And then I finally got around to watching the first episode of the OG Gundam where the first scene of the first episode opens with Zeon dropping the colony on earth and I was like "Good guys, huh?"

[Durdles]

“Bro we only dropped 3 colonies, an asteroid, used a giant death laser, Nukes and gas. Like nothing to lose your head over” -Gihren probably

[awildbluedestinyunitappea]

"The Geneva Convention? Never heard of it. Sounds nice, might go there one day." - Zeon

[theoneeyedone]

Can't break the Geneva convention if there's no more Geneva. - Zeon... probably

[Jordanationalismtion]

Remember kids, it's not a war crime if you win-- oh, wait...

[OneBiasedOpinion]

So from what I can tell, these Zeon dudes liked to drop a lot of extremely large objects on planets and habitats, then tear the rest up with _very_ oversized beam weapons.

[yuchenliu]

How you think that people in Gundam fight wars: Beams, Lazers, Mobile
how they actually fought wars: Throw rocks.

[tayuyamajik]

1:02 my favorite part. The sun glasses are funny

[neroidius]

"It's funny because thousands of people die."
-Zeon commander Max0r

[battlesheep]

Zeon Daikun: wouldn't it be nice if everyone went to space and got telepathy so we wouldn't have to kill each other all the time over disagreements?

Every "Zeon" since: lol colony go brrrr