There's A Murderer On My Animal Crossing Island...

A story about an actual cannibal.

THANKS TO MY BEST FRIEND CODY FOR PLAYING THE PART OF SHIA LABEOUF. Love you, BROTHER.

[Splernic]

The scariest part about this is how well it's put together. This truly is Danny's magnum opus

[jamesamala]

fun fact: a friend of mine actually did a theatrical dance routine to this song and it became one of the most requested dances at every recital shes done since

[cheeseboy]

Petition to cast all of Danny’s friends as actors in his crackhead productions

[stankfield]

Nintendo does not understand the tools they've given us.

[phylion]

Still not sure "kitchen" and "Danny" should be in the same house

[videoprimetime]

1:50 when you beat the hard boss but his health bar changes colors and goes in it's super form.

[astra]

I buy animal crossing today, a few hours later “THERES SHIA LEBEOUF”

[carteropperman]

Your breath is shallow as you pelt through the woods, not daring to look back. Your smile hides the immense fear that boils in your stomach, your arms flapping behind you like Naruto. Precious seconds are wasted as you swap from vaulting pole to ladder. You clamber down the cliffs, praying that Bill will be nearby to protect you. And then, you hear it. That curdling, visceral scream of a man who was forced to be in multiple Transformers movies. You can see in your mind the green screen behind him as he squats, flexes and yells...

JUST
DO
IT

[basedhomuraakemienjoyer]

never once in my life did I think I'd hear the sentence *"YOU JUST DECAPITATED SHIA LEBOUF"*

[pangoldie]

I honestly don't even care about his sleep schedule anymore
cause mine's even worse it's like 4 am here why am i awake

[flashcwapt.]

I can't stop watching this lol. It's too brilliantly made.

[liznelson]

So that’s why all my villagers are dead...

[letty]

1:48 - 1:52 when I hit a spider/roach with a broom

[iorekbyrnison]

This is probably the most important video on the internet right now.

[Ivemovedlmao]

Friend: what do you watch?
Me: it’s complicated

[tori]

why is there so much effort put into these crackhead videos dhjgdhjdg and why do i love them so much

[NecessaryNonsense]

This is brilliantly made. This is the best version. I love it. I cannot express how happy this makes me feel. I’m so glad this showed up in my recommended. I would give you every single cent I own if I could. I’ve watched this a hundred times

[patplaza]

my drama teacher: i want you to find an acting masterpiece.
me: *shows this video*
my teacher: what the-

[quisimon]

0:28
Animal Crossing: Trigger Happy Havoc

[guineapig]

"his head topples to the floor... Wait he isn't dead!"
Well we found the first immortal being...