Wood Chopping Sword vs. Maul

[noahhecker]

Her side gig is chopping wood, her real profession is slaying dragons

[EternalWarHawk]

When the female barbarian is actually quite wholesome and cheerful

[shanks]

I've never been more attracted to someone's arms in my life

[a__panda]

I have never felt so intimidated yet attracted to a person before.

[tlaoltjenbruns]

I feel the strangest mixture of attraction, admiration, and pure envy.

[TajimaMunenori]

If I ever get kidnapped by a dragon or an evil sorcerer, I want her to rescue me.

[layabala]

this woman said literally nothing seductive and rizzed up the entire comment section. i am hopelessly in love. queen

[butterman]

There was no okie dokie my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[LatiNoble]

It’s a fair assumption that this person gives great hugs.

[billbill]

She's the one who put Excalibur _in_ the rock.

[valynazvalkynaz]

When you've maxed out your Charisma and Strength.

[ArcielxJackel]

Shes the "looks like they would kill u;is a cinnamon roll" person

[eggroll]

This woman doesn't do push-ups, she does Earth-downs.

[CubanGK]

This woman is what a female knight should look like

[mr_fernandez]

She could be a new wholesome Pixar character in a movie

[damienstone]

she can carry all the grocery bags in one trip.

[koolperson]

The Rizz radiating off this one is strong

[sparkyjones]

Man this woman needs to be my husband, it's fine I'll be the wife.

[joeyblaze]

therapist: "hot lumberjack mommy isnt real she cant hurt you"

hot lumberjack mommy:

[zenyx]

Man, didn’t know I needed a Viking wood splitter