100% UNBIASED, Objective Game Review

It's time for some serious, objective board game journalism. The world's first unbiased game review of [REDACTED FOR BIAS]. (Thanks to Isaac for being in on the joke)

If you're new to Actualol, my name is Jon Purkis. My two passions are writing comedy and playing board games, so I decided to combine the two in this YouTube channel.

I make all my videos on my own, in my flat in London, UK, with the help of a diverse selection of wigs.

[MBG]

"ETHICALLY!"

I literally cackled and paused the vid at the ethically sound

[RobertHuang]

"ethically sound" is an amazing gag

[antoniogutierrez]

After a few plays of "Sad Town" I can totally agree that it is in fact, a game

[TheBigCrab]

By far the best review of Sad Town on YouTube. This is the kind of fine journalism that keeps me subscribed on patreon!

[ScytheNoire]

Reviewers Dilemma should be a case study in University.
If you review something positively, you're a paid shill, a fanboy, or tasteless hack.
If you review something negatively, you're jealous, a hater, or tasteless hack.
What do you do? How do you review something?
I think you solved this dilemma.

[trickynumber]

I loved it. It also pains me to see how accurately you nailed my inner dialogue when I haven't added a new game to my collection in a while.

[connorhalo]

I don't know...is it a game, though? This feels a bit subjective.

[bwuppy]

“this law book is a good friend of bleeding over its size” you telling me i’m not seduced by this poetic language

[gamesbymanuel]

This was fantastic, and that ending joke was just *chef's kiss*

[sporknaut]

This might be your funniest video yet! I loved all of the self-aware/meta humor! Fantastic video, Jon. Well done!

[TeoRandi]

I always try to play board games with random strangers before carefully rating them (the games) on BGG, but my friends want to play them with me, uh so annoying and unprofessional...

[bendavy]

That was awesome 😂 Isaac as a patron had me in stitches 😂😂

[Leron...]

Huh... That's odd. I don't remember clicking on a Dragon's Tomb video... Oh well. All-in-all, this video was a blast to watch!

[THESP-rzhg]

4:11 I didn't realize Tom was just a figment of Quinns' deranged imagination.
But in hindsight, it does make more sense that way.
If only more board game reviewers had the guts to tell the real hard truth.

[SamHoughton]

Thank you for your unbiased take on this problem 🙏 Timmy’s BACK!

[vespera]

I love you for the "eating a mango at death's door" joke and now I want you to talk about food for an hour like this.
Love you for all this Jon.

[philipthonemann]

Nice work, as always! Very amusing way of making some serious points.

[ItsNanino]

I am so glad, that after years of searching for an objective review, I finally can just buy a Boardgame knowing it will be a game. Gone are the doubts. Thanks!

[BoardAtHome]

It's amazing how accurate this is. I dislike it when reviewers just say things like it's a fact. "This is a good game because of this" "This is a bad game because of this" etc. I prefer it when you say things like, "I like this game because of this", "I don't like this game because of this" It gives me good information, but it's not telling me what I should think, it's telling me what you think, and then I can decide if I agree with you or not.

[Heavycardboard]

Thanks for saying it way nicer than I would have ;)