Rude English Barber Shop Shave 💈 ASMR

"You're impossibly outnumbered."

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[swebbyswooble]

I love how he’s rude in the first part then as he’s explaining the procedure he gets somewhat friendly. It’s kinda adorable because it shows he cares about his job that he forgets to be rude

[calebhelterbrand]

Was he talking to Lord Farquad in the beginning? From Shrek?

[KingSalemence]

Thor on a phone call with Lord Faarquad... Forget infinity war this is the crossover that I've been waiting for

[MayHugger]

I like how in his roleplays, he does your typical asmr things like tapping etc, but he does it in a way that makes it seem completely natural. Really helps it feel more immersive.

[tunesquicklee]

TIMESTAMPS!!
0:00 whispered intro, fred on the phone
2:20 red whispers to you
6:50 showing equipment
9:14 brushing the beard
10:15 using the beard trimmer
12:44 spray bottle and towel
13:05 big floofy hot towel
15:22 shaving cream
20:54 using the straight razor
25:56 cleaning up face with towel and spray bottle
26:33 getting some missed spots, cleaning with towel again
28:10 big floofy hot towel again
30:15 applying some cream
31:30 whispered outro

[cookbrooke]

Dude everyone is like “Oh you look like Thor” this dude SOUNDS exactly like Thor.

[ayooo_bumper]

0:36
Thor: Looks at me, then his watch.
Thor: Realizes that he doesn't have a watch.
Me: *Outstanding move*

[Ratatat_]

0:39 don’t mind me just checking the time in my rollex

[ArticulateDesignASMR]

Oh jeez man, this is incredible. You have one of those abilities to sounds like an absolute expert, in whatever it is you're pretending to be. Top stuff!

[xXChloeKissXx]

" I don't have anyone in here of importance at the moment. "
me: *sweats*

[bjoernioerni]

I love that he always talks to Lord farquard like he's a celeb

[LazeyASMR]

“this is an upperclass establishment” *suspenders are twisted*

[reekunkli]

Yay, nice to see Thor recovering from Infinity War

[thetrwdeafult]

Yo like half the universe got wiped out and my boi Thor has a barber side job

[rlenclub]

Lord Farquaad exists in the Marvel universe now

[amswashere]

I’m going to be the coolest kid in school when I tell everyone that Thor gave me a haircut.

[vendoro]

Fred in angry voice:WHAT KIND OF HAIRCUT DO YOU WANT

Me:yes

[jtm]

My boi Thor is shaving Lord Farquaad's beard holy shit

[viniciuscruz]

99% of comments : Thor
1% of comments : Good Video

[confusedcaptain]

Fred is damn good at these 'rude' roleplays