Beijing Corn: Taste Failure

It's not in the comments either mate.

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[thomaswells]

"Our corn so dumb it grows out of trees" made me laugh so hard it woke up my roommates.

[raikirin]

Finally Steven He's dad know how to Photoshop a lion.

[stephenzhao]

“That’s not a marketing technique, we only have 3 cans”

*I fell onto the floor after that*

[chickendinosaurs]

Skittles: Taste the rainbow
Beijing corn: Taste the failure

[RizzytheWizzy]

Therapist:
"All dreams have meaning."

My dreams:

[jimmydollar]

Imagine just walking through the woods and find a man squatting on a rock with a unbuttoned business suit and shorts

[KitKatBanana]

*Story of Beijing Corn:*
- Was once planted as rice
- Grew into trees
- Sprouted Corn
- Chickens were brought in and ate almost all the corn
- Chickens eaten
- 3 cans of corn left
- Buy the limited edition Beijing Corn now!

*Facts about Beijing Corn:*
- People always leave very positive reviews about it
- Infused with disappointment/failure
- Sung "Despacito" to by Steven and Rabbits every morning to make sure it has the maximum failure affect
- Steven hikes up a mountain to gather water every morning for the fields (even though there is water closer; he must just want the BEST water)
- Cows around the area
- One can of Beijing Corn can, when thrown at a lion, not only kill it but explode it and make it shoot up spinning into the air
- Can help make instant failure, make sure to give it to children who get Bs in math
- Take it when you are stressed at work, because it has calming qualities

[sqweddzzi]

Stevens Dad singing talent is so gracious that it summoned an angel who reminded him with a magnificent voice: "Your son is still a failure!"

[ethandagiraffe-_-]

As an Asian person I would love to have a corn commercial like this.

[Stella-nlkm]

as an asian I am so proud to be watching this instead of doing physics homework

[Hei_Darkfire]

"I didn't even plant corn, I planted rice."

That made me laugh far harder than it should have.

[ryangarcia]

Look at this distinguished gentleman. Look at the way he is sitting YES

[aldarones]

I can see how 5 years from here this meme might become real and we, failures in the failure army might be able to even taste it

[lepailleur]

Steven's Dad: “Son, photoshop some lion in my video.”
After editing, “whaat daaa hale”

[joshuamurray]

That look when she points out the water is so perfect!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

[redlinx]

Looks like failure ✅
Smells like failure ✅
Tastes like failure ✅
This is definitely the work of Steven

[switch]

*"All the cows here play piano"*
I'm such a failure that even cows are better than me at piano.

[bananaman]

“I didn’t even plant corn, I planted rice.”
Caught me so off guard, I’m dead 😵😂

[Maia_Delulu]

My Dad watches you. sometimes he says I'm a failure. Then I say "WHAT THE YOU SAY?!!!" and we crack up! Keep going, Steve! You make my life a tad bit better every day! <3

[lakamokolaka]

The ancient art of despacito is how steven learned how to make minute rice in 58 seconds