The Reason Why Lions Don't Attack Humans On Safari Vehicle

[pulkitgupta]

Lion: "Identify yourself."
Human: "I am a vehicle."
Lion: "Access granted."

[doncorleone]

Lion: "Do you see that hard-thick-skinned-10 headed beast? Don't ever attack it."

[GiveMeASubBartender]

-Who are you?
-Optimus Prime
-Understandable, have a nice day

[xena]

Why don't you test this theory out by putting a group of Zebras in a truck and see how the lions react?

[MidgarMerc]

Humans in cars are basically like 3 zebras in a rhino shaped trench coat

[drtalkboxsa]

The lions did confirm this at a press conference. The lions representative told the journalists that safari vehicles are not prey

[pauvilreutov]

Alaskan joke: "Out of the tour bus, into the food chain."

[grimhammer]

“Bad news tourists…we ran out of gas in the middle of the Safari.”
“Who here’s a fast runner?” 😆

[hellxapo]

Moral of the story: don't detach yourself from the group, or you will be Lion food.

[matthewmangum]

I don’t think I’d be willing to test that theory.

[abeeadelpour]

Even the Lions know about importance of tourism.

[jideokeowo]

People just take unnecessary risks. I won't sit on an open truck like that. I love to live❤

[cks]

African Lion: “Why are you prey?”
Tourist: “Who says I’m prey?”
African Lion: “You are prey.”

[excel]

Lions to their friends: You got a tin opener? These ones come value-packed.

[warrenbfeagins]

Yep. A Lion was on a podcast talking about that.

[srwarren]

I would never want to test this theory

[Followtheblackpill]

Someone stands up on the truck
Lion: wait a minute 😑

[shaunramsay]

Lions don't attack humans in safari vehicles, until they attack humans in safari vehicles. 👀

[SurajGupta_D]

Humans - I indentify as a vehicle
Lions - Understandable, have a nice day

[newyork]

Lions will attack a Safari Vehicle, it's just rare. You're never safe in the wild. Respect nature 💯💯