What did I just see?

[IlleTacitus]

We are so magnificently screwed. Im so ashamed of my generation and I feel immense repulsion that these types of people are my peers.

[rickrickard]

AWESOME! I totally agree! With your "instincts" and 9 lives? You'll be THE BEST Mine Sweeper ever! Hell, you won't even need a vehicle- We'll just turn you lose!

[nicholewojtanowski]

Nope. Air Force does NOT want him either...I agree with the Navy rep. send him to Space Force; maybe they'll send him back to his home planet.

[christopherjakel]

never thought I'd live to see the day that our Government spent $50K on a litterbox for the barracks.

[chrisbaker]

I remember when the military had standards.

[CMLC]

I weep for the future of this country.

[bradth]

Cat dude isnt going to throw himself on a grenade, hes going to get thrown on one.

[mloaolm]

As a designated representative of the Navy, we humbly reject this candidate. Perhaps the Space Force wants it

[Milolan]

$100 says he'll run straight for the Canadian border once the SHTF.

[davidfitzgerald]

The Army or Marines would just use it as fodder. Hundreds of years ago they would've probably just shot it over the walls of the castle they were attacking.

[ionecuff]

I am so glad that my kids and grandkids are too old for the military and draft age. The great-grandkids are still toddlers so safe there too. I told my grandsons I wouldn't allow them to join the military when they were old enough to join. I saw what was happening to our military and one thing about military personnel is that they are supposed to be able to depend, trust, and rely on their "brothers", but I was seeing "troops" that would probably be more worried about breaking a nail than providing cover for someone to escape fire. I agree with you, we definitely will lose!

[leiaclark]

If they decide to reboot MASH, we have our Klinger

[projectalice]

Our enemies are laughing and our allies are weeping.

[wileysettlemire]

I'm a 10 year Marine veteran and I'm so glad to have served when I did. I really don't know if I would have joined if this shit was going on. If this is what our armed forces are excepting now we are so screwed.😭😭😭

[markusfreund]

Make asylums great again.
Edit: mama I'm famous!

[davidclark]

A Drill Sargent would have a ball with that.

[erniehathaway]

Good Luck, you are going to need it. I was in the navy for 30 years, and what is happening in the Arm Forces is disrespectful.

[Superhead_collectables]

Don’t put that evil on the Air Force. We’ve got enough problems as it is.

[jeffreyallen]

This is genius. He would be great at taking and holding land as infantry. We have to send him into battle in his current uniform. He could hold territory within the sound of his voice. Best acoustic weapon I have heard so far.

[markefulton]

Nick, don't you even allow that thing into my Air Force!!!