Wheatley Crab Shower Thoughts EXTENDED CUT

Smile sweetly at the Wheatley....

(Wheatley crab as the fish in the dancing goldfish/shower thoughts fish girl meme)
(Also called Fish Dance Beach Parade meme)

Song: Il magnifico cornuto (M11)

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[nitroboostno]

"Oh man, look at this funky little guy! He looks like a crab!"

10 years later

[bluu]

I love how she gets increasingly happier the more she thinks of Wheatlrey Crab. Really says something, huh?

[nitroboostno]

"You're not just a regular crab, YOU WERE DESIGNED TO BE A CRAB!!!"

[Owl_the_Cat]

Wheatley Crab is single handedly bringing the Portal fandom back from the grave and for that I am grateful

[sansational]

Wheatley Crab is the most blessed thing to ever be created. Whoever at Valve created him should get the highest honor because they have created a beautiful being. Bless the Wheatley Crab.

[Oli_Ape]

"Oh no, this is the part where he is a crab."
"This is the part where I am a crab."
Level intro: The Part Where He is a Crab

[OssyFlawol]

I think we, as humanity, can all learn something from Wheatley Crab.

Wheatley Crab represents a sense of purity of us, in even evil characters that betray you, there's still a part of you that is pure. For Wheatley, that is his Crab form, where he is simply able to twist and contort his body into a crustacean. It's wonderous, really, Crabs don't have to worry too much about what happens in life, y'know? I understand why Wheatley finds peace as Wheatley Crab, I think we all sometimes need our own Wheatley Crab. I don't mean an actual Wheatley Crab pet to have, that'd be cruelty. Sometimes we just need to be the best person we can be, free of struggles and able to freely express our inner desires. He really is inspiring.

Sometimes we just need to be like Wheatley Crab - pure.

[I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad]

Now the circle is completed.

TF2: SpyCrab
Half-Life: HeadCrab
Portal: WheatleyCrab

[ArcadeAssassin]

I've watched this for 2 hours now

[misterfister]

I’d like to think that the girl has this little ‘Wheatley crab’ that cheers her up when she’s feeling sad and gives her company in lonesome times, and maybe even sing his famous song to her

[luxury-lavish]

"Tomorrow is another regret"
Me:*watches this*
"Tomorrow is another blessing"

[eagleeye]

My god, the ending part where she starts bobbing her head to the music actually made me feel so happy for her, how can a meme have such a visceral effect

[redtreekoflames]

God I was literally just obsessing over this song.. so on time

[PieIsGud]

“What’s he listening to”

“Probably heavy metal or some shit”

[kef]

Genuinely made me feel less like crying <3

[Smile-uuyg]

I absolutely love how the extended cut made her more happy.

[teamakesgames]

This is such an odd wholesome meme
Made me mirror the smile of the shower girl

[KLTN_SLUHIE]

Why do we have hands?


There are many reasons…


Hold the *wheatley crab*


Pat the *wheatley crab*



Cherish the *wheatley crab*



Forfeit all mortal possessions to *wheatley crab*

[JackTheRipper_TV_VODS]

wheatley crab is the best thing ever. thank you for your existence and contribution to society.

[MacAlmighty]

I adore how he says 'crab' the first time. You can really hear the passion and enthusiasm as he presents his new configuration