Wheatley Crab Shower Thoughts (ORIGINAL MEME)

a real thought i had right before taking a shower, so i made this instead of taking the shower.

(Wheatley crab as the fish in the dancing goldfish/shower thoughts fish girl meme)
(Also called Fish Dance Beach Parade meme)

Song: Il magnifico cornuto (M11)

[xd]

TF2: SpyCrab
TF2: BreadCrab
TF2: DemoCrab
Portal: WheatleyCrab
Half-life: Headcrab
L4D: Billcrab

alternative universe:
Source2 WheatleyCrab

[justsomebodyhere]

How is it that, after following Portal and Portal 2 for years, taking in as much information about the games as possible, I only found out about Wheatley crab a few months ago

[lasagnalookingcrisp]

If I had a dollar for every time I've seen a character from a Valve game turn into a crab I'd have 2 dollars. Which isn't alot but it's weird that it happed twice

[notsocrapmex]

I love how the mouth slowly turns happy.

Edit: I remember when this video had like 384 views only

[kristiwisty]

Somewhere in the chambers of aperture science this must exist

Edit (8/18): thanks for the likes- also y’all we should ask if Harry101 would maybe include Wheatley Crab in his next meet the core vid or even just a Read your comments video 😭

[iseutgrenat]

Wheatley crab...
but on another note, i really like how we can see the girl drawing transition from a frown to a smile, nice touch

[sheldonray]

This video takes away my stress. No joke. It's been helping for like a week now.

[NafedalbiFilms]

The depression fades into satisfaction

[cannorsc.]

“Due to federal and state protocol, we would like to remind you, that aperture science is not responsible for any injury or death from attack by sentient Android crustaceans. We also remind you that aperture science Android crustaceans can not talk, and are currently undergoing prototype stages. If you feel an Aperture Science Android Crustacean has violated your rights stated in the laws of robotics, please file an official report in the notes section of your aperture science self-test analysis sheet.”

[theartofmashing]

I'm concerned by the amount of legitimate joy I felt watching Wheatly sing and transform into a crab.

am i dying?

[somechannelguy]

I'm obsessed with this video, too much.

[kandeekaynepain]

The little smile makes me smile, that kind of thought doesn't light up your whole life but it's an amusingly nice candle.

[T_seG]

when your feeling down just think of crab

[patpatins]

I like how the poster kinda matches the person in the meme

[carcinogenes]

i have never, not once, played through portal or learned anything about it. this is my start of the portal journey. wish me luck

[zikayesgamer]

we need the full version or a loop version

[Awesomeness-izdh]

This video is the backbone of modern society.

[revolutionstudios]

The most brilliant Portal meme of the century.

[nuclearetrem]

I didn’t understand he was saying Wheatley crab and thought he just had a weird laugh until now

[Buggzy-Wuggzy]

I've had a pretty cruddy day so far, but then I watched Wheatley Crab and now I know everything is going to be okay