werner herzog's board game reviews

[ItsRinaldo]

" A fairly young, intelligent-looking man with long hair asked me whether playing Catan or being filmed playing Catan could do harm, whether it could destroy a person. In my heart the answer was yes, but I said no." -Werner Herzog

[themandownstairs]

proZD doing a werner herzog impression is something i've needed without knowing it since i learned werner herzog's name

[shadowsnake]

"When I look into the eyes of the Monopoly Man, his smile hides only the vast emptiness of his life-long, hollow pursuit of wealth"

[FritzSchober]

Werner Herzog tells a joke:
"Why did the penguin cross the road? To die. Alone. Insane and unnoticed."

[Leron...]

"I listened to the only recording of the designer's explanation of how the game works, but it was too gruesome for anyone to ever hear and it should be destroyed." -- Werner Herzog

[lichtsprecher]

“But what do boardgames provide humanity? The fleeting experience of joy? These are questions that may never be answered.” - Werner Herzog

[dw]

"The pieces move around the board like the subjects of an inescapable god. But there is no true ending to the game. Winning is an impossibility."

[CurmudgeonMedia]

you know it's Werner Herzog when he begins talking about the inevitability of death

[ghostofsparta]

I like how the game is named Calico when it's clearly a ginger sleeping on the box.

[kodykozak]

“It has always been my dream to one day move out of this place, and move to Orlando, to be closer to Disney World.” - Werner Herzog

[mkddpowner]

"I understand board game collecting is a complicated profession"

[DelightingalePlays]

I should not have been surprised at your excellent Werner Herzog voice

[gonkmaster]

"I would like to see the baby".

[Preda.Y]

Sungwon. Sungwon I need like... a billion more of these. Herzog reviewing EVERYTHING! Everything, do you understand? Candy bars. Anime figurines. Comics. Two-dollar icecream. Oreo types. Hentai videogames. PLEASE

[thekillingjar]

Look, this just made my entire day. If you did a whole Werner Herzog series, I would be blessed

[Gothstana]

"Ze game pieces, zey do not move. Zey just scream in agony."

[LodestarLogado]

Wow, Werner put in a lot of work during Covid. He looks like a brand new man.

[DrivingSoCal]

Totally reminds me of when Werner Herzog guested on Parks and Rec, talking about moving to Orlando to be closer to DisneyWorld..
Chef's Kiss sir, well done

[deiseach]

"Right, time for bed. Better put the cat out."
"You are cowards. Leave it."

[matthewsawczyn]

“Am I in the wrong place here, or in the wrong life? Did I not recognize, as I sat in a train that raced past a station and did not stop, that I was on the wrong train, and did I not learn from the conductor that the train would not stop at the next station, either, a hundred kilometers away, and did he not also admit to me, whispering with his hand shielding his mouth, that the train would not stop again at all?”
― Werner Herzog,  Ticket To Ride review. 4 out of 5 stars