Batman Is Actually Stupid

Batman uses his keen intellect to solve a murder. Unfortunately he's a bit of an idiot.

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Voice Acting by Cormac

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[Jacob-WD]

Pretend it's a hand.

...But it's a glove.

[ThePariahDark]

Take a shot each time Batman has a rose in hand for some reason while talking about something entirely rose unrelated.

[Zongleflork]

“How do we know you’re not the bastard? Let’s ask your parents “😂

[mesothelimoa]

As a Brit I can confirm that a cuppa and a biscuit is enough to bring a caped vigilante back to his senses.

[Aerowarrier]

Considering it’s 10 AM, Bruce was up all night and was probably literally on his way to sleep when Alfred asked him this

[Andreas-hhvy]

2:14 The computer didn't even bother to answer the questions.

[GiacomoSorbi]

As a London resident myself, all I am sure about is that Alfred's cousin was stabbed 🔪.

[hokage]

2:10 that italic "I" fitting on batmans head is perfect

[JoeStarDeusx]

Brother Eye I mean the Bat computer surely has a patience of a saint in this universe

[TheBlazingBronzeBro]

I think I blanked out in that ending bit 😂.

[dazzlethestar]

2:45 Imagine you're committing crime in the dead of night and you hear someone say that in a Batman voice 💀

[fernandovillarroel]

You know there was an elseworlds comic where Batman was a terrible detective and Alfred was secretly the Joker so that he could fulfill Batman’s need for Justice and be the hero

[MatthewTheWanderer]

I find it hilarious that he's doing the Michael Caine voice for Alfred, despite not having Michael Caine's face.

[TayoEXE]

Wait, if the murder ocurred an hour ago, how did the glove get all the way from London to Gotham in that time, and why does Alfred have it?

[cujoedaman]

Alfred sounds a smidge like Micheal Caine. That makes it even funnier :D

[affanmahdhir]

An alternate verse where Batman skipped all his schools

[rminkof]

The British Batman would be the Knight, & his trusty sidekick, the Squire. They joust upon motor bikes. Grant Morrison had a fine bit of fun with them.

[miroslavradev]

Must be from drinking all the kryptonite wine from his kryptonite glasses, the wine was fermenting on Krypton for 30 kryptonian years

[arfdelay]

How old is Batman? He went through insane training in various areas including medicine, driving, chemistry, physics, multilingualism, various fighting styles, did he have a detective degree?He still had to study engineering and assemble the batcave, suits, machines and items. He adopted Dick, trained him, adopted Jason, trained him, Jason died, adopted Tim, trained him, trained Barbara Gordon and several other Robins and members of the Batfamily which are more than 10 people Apart from those I mentioned. He had several romantic affairs, nights of crime, Jason came back from the dead, joined several versions of the justice system and other teams. He died and came back several times. And And he still has a physique between 30 and 50 years old. I hate to say it, but the most faithful Bruce is from the Titans series even though we don't have the correct aging date.

[jlev]

I blame his parents. Bruce could've spent more time on his education, but they let him watch TV every day, imbibing him with the message that fighting and pageantry is more important than knowledge.