F8 2019 keynote in 12 minutes

Facebook’s F8 developer conference kicked off today, and its overwhelming theme, according to Mark Zuckerberg, is that “the future is private.” After a year plagued by controversy over whether Facebook is invading its users’ privacy and encouraging social division, it’s pushing hard on helping people connect with close family and friends.

[juanitoperez]

Facebook focusing in privacy is like McDonald’s focusing in healthy food.

[juanitoperez]

0:25 “a lot of people think we are not serious about [privacy]” (starts laughing in robot)

[wtpanos]

I love all the times he pauses for what he thought would be laugh, but then it's just him laughing creepily alone

[hubbiemid]

Mark Zuckerberg laughs at all the inappropriate moments

[tlc]

Dude laughs about privacy like it's a joke

[Poly_Shannon]

You can tell by his expressions, he is trying to hold his laugh like Aaladin from The Dictator :P

[EricV]

Whoever programmed Mark Zuckerberg is really smart

[ForMatureAudience]

Yo lizard. This April fool joke is one month too late.

[NatrixHasYou]

The irony of people complaining about Facebook's privacy on a Google platform is incredible.

[mohammaddeoun]

Nobody:
Everybody when they hear Facebook privacy: *leaves the chat*

[turan_kaya]

Wow not a single positive comment on this clip

[manbendrasinghkandari]

Future is private
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But present Is NOT

[spiddyman]

His mission is complete. there is no more information to collect. It does not matter that it is private

[csko]

Wouldn't it be better if Instagram have dark mode?

[burrito-town]

This video has done nothing to convince me that Mark Zuckerberg is not a robot.

[dialecticalveganegoist]

First you sell our private data, then you try to sell OUR OWN privacy to us.

[DadIsntMad]

"What is my best non-threatening human expression" - Mark


I'm not trusting facebook with any of my info. No thanks.

[Ninjaliebe]

Zuckerberg talking about privacy sounds like Hitler talking about democracy.

[makrandbhatt]

"Privacy Focused Social Platform."
First step : store all the passwords in plain text.

[MrTend]

The new redesigned fackbook UI looks more like Twitter !!!