Mass Effect 2 Funny Citadel Ads

Cool... I can get a pretty corpse now...

[KeithFraser]

"Shepard, you've recently been dead" gets me every time. :D

[sera]

Adverts directly refer to you in the future? That's pretty horrifying especially when watching them in public:

"Shepard, do you need a cure for GENITAL WARTS? LOOK NO FURTHER BECAUSE etc etc"

[SydneySutterKolinkBattler]

Me 10 years ago: haha, ads funny

Me now: It scares me how many bells this is ringing...

[Savakka]

"Insincere endorsement" I would certainly want to see Elcor TV-Shop ads.

[ghostbirdofprey]

My favorite has to be the one about the burial robes.

I'll remember to pick some of those up for the next time I get spaced.

[lastxwriter]

Out on the town with Garrus? ...Oh woah, the ads can tell which team members are hanging around. Creepy.

[sild]

If you were watching this on the new Mannovai "Avatar" wide-field surround vid projector, you could see that there's a naked asari behind me.

[BytheCaye]

I love the "14 hour experience" that they mention. Its true, I CANT FORGET IT THE VOICES ARE DRILLED INTO MY

[Bibberino]

Officer Vakarian? Wait, hwat? Now just what are you insinuating, advertisement?

You're coming onto me...

[ElectromagNick]

With the biotic amp one:
I'm not a biotic! Or a girl! Or involved with Samara! Those amps are made for biotic chicks that have too much money! But I'll be sure to get one for the hell of it. *Under my breath* Fuckin personalized ads. They already tried to set me up with a hand-made interplanetary high-speeds racing shuttle. Think about that for a minute; a HAND-MADE interplanetary race craft. "Let's start it up. (A minute later) SHIT! SHIT! SHI-"

[BytheCaye]

14 hours?

My brain would stop working.

[hawkins]

@tvtsue no, it's only refering to potentional love interest, I was there with Jacob and it said Mr. Taylor despite the fact I wasn't romantically involved with him (or any of the ME2 crew to be specific)

[Crowbars]

When I first heard the Shakespeare ad, I thought they said that it would be in the voice of Al Gore.

[Frankonfivestring]

just like minority report, one eyescan and BAM!
..."hey mr. smith! back for more tiny condoms?"

[SCARmerchant]

I wonder what people would think of Lambos, Bugattis, and Ferraris.

[jjzgamer]

Sorry, I love Shakespeare and all, but a fourteen hour Elcor performance is too much. That short minute clip already felt like an eternity!

[ElectromagNick]

But I ain't dead! I'm right here! I was spaced and brought back. Next time I die do to a Collector ship's main gun to the face, I'll be sure to come back and get some traditional burial robes. They're made for a feminine body, but I'm certain that I could pull it off. *Under my breath* Stupid interactive ads.

[Bloodyidit]

@vampyregirl6
nope, the ads use facial recognition and their acess to personal histories of the viewer, thanks to the Citadel's laws.
there's an explanation for everything in this game.

[Crowbars]

@ElectromagNick I've got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell

[ElectromagNick]

@httm241 You should be. You will be. But Don't Fear the Reaper.