NO One Trash Talks Shepard's Crewmates! : Mass Effect Legendary Edition

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[spikey]

Shepard: "trash talking doesn't work on Reapers"
Also Shepard: *verbally destroys every reaper he meets*

[Barnuses]

"It may have taken us a thousand generations but we've caught up to you in two of your lifetimes. From our perspective you're standing still."

[hididdlyhodiddly]

Some Asari: “Haha I’m pretty good at tactics”

Shepard: “Your species is a fucking failure”

[originalname]

That culture didn't stop Thessia from getting stomped.

[Wignut]

Never trash talk Shepherd. They trash talked two indoctrinated dudes so hard they offed themselves

[emackenzie]

That last line from her reminds me of that bit from 2 Broke Girls.
"I went to Wharton."
"Well, I went to Harvard."
"And I went to juvie. And we're all here wearing an apron."

[Cultureghost]

“We were exploring the star while you were using stone tipped spears-“

“And yet here we both are”

[shadownight]

Renegade shepard :"Trash talk does not work on reapers"

....Meanwhile paragon shepard makes both the finals bosses of mass effect kill themselves

[BMARTN]

"Traynor, "
"Yes."
" *KICK HER ASS* "

[danner.l]

"While we explored space your kind fought wars against eachother, and for what?" - "for practise *loads magazine*"

[VkMari]

And yet the humans weren't bottle fed by the protheans to move beyond stone tipped spears

Edited just to say: weee thanks for the likes xoxo

[terrimoran]

She trash talked Traynor, then said “excuse me, I’m trying to play” when Shepherd trash talked her. If you can’t take it, don’t dish it out!

[jamiemiller]

Shepard: “ looks at Traynor” do not tell Liara about this!

[Lemontarts]

Holy shit sheppard really said "priority thessia? Nah just another stroll in the park"

[Rhulk_Disciple_of_the_Witness]

Exploring space while we were killing mammoths with spears because they literally got gifted their knowledge by the protheans.
And they still need humanity to save them from certain annihilation.

[coltonwhite]

Commander Shepard really is the quintessential scifi action hero chad of our era. Whether you're going paragon, renegade, or a mix of both he's always the baddest motherfucker in the room because he earned it. It's been over a decade and he's still in the top five video game protagonists that are, quite simply, built different.

[flckr]

“We were exploring space while you were still using stone tipped spears.”

“And now we’re better than you, which makes it even worse.”

[jacoballen]

I'm guessing the assari wish they had more commandos than dancers sorry joker gets me on that one all the time

[definitelynotainzooalgown]

I mean Shepard’s right when have the Asari ever won. They were unable to beat the Rachni so had the Salarians use the Krogan, then when the Krogans rebeled they went wining to the Turians, fast forward to Mass Effect 3 despite Sovereign’s attack on the Citadel, Shepard’s countless warnings, the Collectors being the Protheans, the beacon they hid from the rest of the galaxy, and add the attack on Earth, Palaven, and Tuchanka how were they not even prepared? They literally had all the time and resources to prepare for the reapers and they wasted it.

Edit: I don’t hate the Asari in fact I just hate their leaders the Councilor regardless of choice is completely useless I would think that the most advance alien race in the galaxy would’ve prepared by the time Earth and Palaven were being invaded.

[GrayMatter]

"fought a lotta wars with them spears... won a few of them too"