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bananaboi

When I was 14 Amazon sent me gay adult magazines and a pair of handcuffs instead of a book and some cosmetics I had ordered and let’s just say that was fun explaining to my mother who opened the package before me.

pocketemo

Fun fact: the photos with the woman rubbing chilli into the child's eyes was I think a sketch from the German comedy series "Knallerfrauen". It ended with the second kid coming into the kitchen also getting chilli into his eyes and the mother too. Then they all drove to the doctor (still with tearing eyes and in absolute pain)

Hiswf_

10:55 If a body part doesn't have blood circulating for long enough, it will start to necrose, or literally die. Alternatively, she dealt such damage to the dude's daddybags that the pretty intricate system of nerves and tubes connecting their functions to the rest of the body became unusable; this would be more likely in the case the crime wasn't premeditated.

actuallyasriel

"They're still a human, even if they are 50% off!"
Jack coming in absolutely destroying ableism

SinnohJohtoKanto

My senior year physics project in college was to do a plausibility study of a video. I chose a video where a man supposedly died by falling into the focus point of a lens. It supposedly fried his brain because he passed out there for several minutes. Well, I did some research and it turns out that the brain can be simulated loosely by a can of baked beans. So, I took said can of baked beans and put it into the focal point of a large lens... it exploded after a few minutes. We caught this all on video, and did the experiment twice, both times successfully. XD I then cooked a porkchop using the same method. It was fun coming back into the science center covered in beans... even in my hair.

Flutistno

1:39 I haven't met a murderer before(I dont think i have) but one sign is usually that they killed someone.

viperine

2:18, finally I know I'm not alone and that someone else also calls that law firm Morgan & Morgan & Morgan & Morgan

maltedmilkball

I hate how broken delivered stuff from amazon is

Connor_Top_Lad

07:00 well I think I'd have to leave a faded Union Jack up there, with a grammaphone complete with a record of 'God save the Queen' on it, cranked up and ready to play.

Graytail

6:00 in Finland when you enter someone's home you remove your shoes, nearly all homes do not have carpeting and the floor is kept very clean. Yes, in Finland your shoes are dirtier than, nearly all, their floors.

ravenklinger

1:32 Fun trivia: a story about peeing in a city's water reservoir is a common analogy in the tech world used to describe what happens when you push a commit that changes how data is stored in a database, but not every server gets the update at the same time or you have to rollback. The ones with the new build wrote data in the new schema, which the ones with the old build are unable to parse, then everything falls over and dies. It's why "move fast and break things, as long as you don't break rollback and don't f*ck with the schema" is a common piece of advice.

WackoMcGoose

There's a woman I know who was a great grandmother before 55. If I remember correctly, she had a daughter at 16, her daughter had a son at about 17 and then a daughter soon after. The son and daughter both had daughters of their own by 18

ken_kaniff

I swear r/accidentalcomedy is my friend group in a nutshell

Vxidedskies

The other day while making whoopie I told my bf in a sexy voice "yes, you bury that carrot." Then immediately started laughing while apologizing.

Rootropday