Umbridge’s Funeral Roast

[WGottefried]

"I intend to burn you hard enough that you won't need cremating" omg that was beautiful

[jillianvisperas]

"You know there are people that cried when Voldemort died because it wasn't you." 😂🤣😂

[cameronhodgetts]

Not only does she deliver so many perfect one liners, but she actually managed to capture the full emotion of McGonagall with the line "it will never not upset me that you outlived so many generous, talented young people."

[immagetitdone]

"supercalifragalistic no it's
is my favourite line

[marlissagonzales]

I love that while dissing Umbridge, she compliments Imelda Staunton's performance. You know she played the character well when the fandom hated her more than Voldemort

[TKHaines]

"Your actress said she ... threw up multiple times having to play you"
Aside from being funny, I loved it because Imelda Staunton is awesome.

[danielsmith]

Wow, this is the most that McGonnagall talked to Umbridge politely

[unkledak]

“Thank sweet baby Wizard Jesus on a doorstep” that line dropped me!

[thomaspoteete]

Man, when she got to the "outlived so many generous and talented young people" line, that was straight up McGonagall speaking.

[happyface]

"But nobodys in here celabrating your life everyone's next door celabrating your death" That got me 😂🤣 and "It really was a sad sad day for wizard kind... your BIRTH" Damn🤣🤣🤣

[mayareemoonmoon]

"Students, and not yours - because you're not fit to claim them"
WHEN I TELL YOU I ALMOST CRIED

[ShadowtheRonin]

Much love to Imelda Staunton, who braved the disturbing and soul-crushing role that is Dolores Umbridge and escaped unscathed. She really brought the character to life, which everyone - including her - regrets.

[alexandra_reznikov]

Mcgonagall: *You know there are people that cried when Voldemort died because it wasn't you.*
Umbridge: *Excuse me?*
Mcgonagall: *Yes, you're excused. Please leave and never come back.*

[pisces]

I like how the sassy drops for a second and Minerva lets out her rage for how Dolores treated her students.

[chickenindoubleC]

I spit out my coffee at the "I am resisting the feline urge..." Oh my goodness, gold. It just got better from there!

[eirikastokes]

"Evil demon COVID coughing bitch, you were obnoxious" is actually the funniest, cleverest, wittiest jab I've heard in years Chanel holy shit that's actually incredible

[multistan]

Are you being disrespectful?

“Not at all, Dolores”
- order of the phoenix

[KyberAxion]

Chanel is an Alliteration Goddess and an S-Tier Roast Lord. If there's ever a remake of Harry Potter, I pray she gets first billing to play Professor McBadass.

[Doctor]

"You know there were people that cried when Voldemort died, because they were sad it wasnt you."
My god not even magic fire can produce a burn that savage

[wayverleesoulsong]

“I intend to burn you hard enough that you won’t need cremating” WHY DID OP SOUND JUST LIKE HER WHEN SHE SAID THAT