4th wall breaks in Crusader Kings

[piney]

Well how else am I meant to keep my choir sounding so good?

[BadgerOfTheSea]

He had a good singing voice and I didn't want to lose it

[Silverthief]

See but historically, it was fairly common to turn kids specifically into eunuchs for choirs. The “castratos” were not just in name only

[amano]

In ck3 i had this message after doing a murder feast with only this short text saying "i know what you did" from his half brother

[jamesmcdougal]

Look, sometimes my nephews' cousin's son's grandson is in line to inherit the throne instead of my daughter and I need to convince my vassals he's unfit to rule

[Prophet_Of_Glory]

Love your content! My son watches you every day

[Luke_Danger]

Given that CK2 almost broke *because of Byzantine characters constantly checking to see if they can castrate everyone*, this feels oddly apt.

But hey, if you're a Byzantine aristocrat and you aren't down for a little (supposedly-)political cruelty, what are you even doing there? :P

[charliehunter]

CK2 also had an in game version of itself that your character could get addicted to. It would slowly get worse and worse.

[Rynewulf]

Nah they're just roleplaying Christian choirs pre-1700s (castrated child musician slaves was a wild historical fact to come across honestly)

[tobiasrodriguez]

oh sure point the finger at me for making a the painter analog horror reference but sure they put that snake in the baby pillow in the trailer and everyone laugh

[youthoughtaboutit]

So that last one explains why a playable China was never added in ck2 I guess.

[imrahil]

Greeks actually used to make the ck2 thing to their younger children.

[colejones]

I found out if you have a 69 in a stat, instead of labeling it as excellent it'll say (nice)

[mariox]

And now is encouraged since beardless eunuch have better stats

[chachachi-hhks]

Can I just comment that your avatar looks adorable? It reminds me about my ( sadly dead) grandmother ❤

[d.esanchez]

Okay okay. The first one definitely is worse because... I mean sure... Castrate a child is bad but... Politically speaking...

[akyourmama]

Sometime you abandon your humanity for the greater good🙄.

[AbrarAlex-kp]

If the devs only knew what i did in my

[executorlateran]

Pls tell me im not the only one laugh
When she said Flaing a child

God dammit i played to much AGOT mod as a Bolton

[Spuurtzithink]

oh my gosh
how does one even flay a child so i can know to never do it in game 😨