What would you do if I broke into your house??

[Olivertwin]

As an 8 year old with common sense who is about to turn 9, i would call the cops for trespassing

[NotSonnyBoy]

If a 12 year old says that…. They’ve been raised the right way.

[aaronsworld]

That fur suit is flammable fueling my flamethrower rn

[Solbecauseyes]

Time to go looking in my dads "secret" gun drawer.

[shots-o-shorts]

"What the actual fu#$ are you doing in my house?" -Santa

[DBear]

As a 13 year old who has a hunting license, I would show that cop that came to my house that same hunting license.

[Guested]

"wrong house bozo"
*Takes my dad's belt and aka-47*

[freddieflamingo]

It's funny how 12 year olds have more common sense then a grown adult

[MANNBACHBAZZY]

“Hello, this is pest control, how may we help you?”

[GuyWithGames]

You: What would you do if I broke into your house??

Me: FETCH!!

[TJS-Real-]

“Yeah 911 a man wearing a strange costume has broken into my house. I’d advise sending a mental health unit and someone properly trained to deal with this”

[Deniska_UKR]

According to castle doctrine, I'm allowed to use self defence against an intruder

[ItsEanqXD]

That means they've been raised properly 💀

[jvniper.v]

Bro why tf are people asking this. It doesn't matter if you are a furry or not, I am immediately calling the police because you broke into my house.

[EpochThxrst]

its funny how the dude understands the joke and doesnt take it offensively, props lol

[Gigachad]

Me: “Okay, I gotta survive until 6 AM while preserving power and keeping the animatronic away.”

[Yboy_iso]

“Hello stranger, help me with my homework please.”

[cucumber]

As a 12-year-old, I would like to politely decline and pass it to the 7-year-olds

[GentlEMelons]

"911? yeah there is someone in my house.."

[Zachary-]

The M134 Minigun is an American 7.62×51mm NATO six-barrel rotary machine gun with a high rate of fire (2, 000 to 6, 000 rounds per minute).[2] It features a Gatling-style rotating barrel assembly with an external power source, normally an electric motor. The "Mini" in the name is in comparison to larger-caliber designs that use a rotary barrel design, such as General Electric's earlier 20 mm M61 Vulcan, and "gun" for the use of rifle ammunition as opposed to autocannon shells.

"Minigun" refers to a specific model of weapon that General Electric originally produced, but the term "minigun" has popularly come to refer to any externally powered rotary gun of rifle caliber. The term is sometimes used loosely to refer to guns of similar rates of fire and configuration, regardless of power source and caliber.

The Minigun is used by several branches of the U.S. military. Versions are designated M134 and XM196 by the United States Army, and GAU-2/A and GAU-17/A by the U.S. Air Force and U.S. Navy