Helldivers 2 NEW Major Order Has BANNED SEX?! Let's Get This Done!

Game Master Joel has punished our past Major Order failure by banning sex! This is crazy!
Here's the latest Helldivers 2 News!
We knew we were going to fail the past Major Order, as the requirements were too much, and the game's stability was in question. Since we failed that order, Joel has banned Helldivers from further procreation! (You can't make this up!) We also just received a brand new Major Order that will take place over the next 4 days. For this one, we need to liberate 4 planets, and we already have a BIG headstart. Finally, Johan continues to troll on Twitter, denying that bug can fly and totally keeping on brand. This game is a blast!
PSA - stay off those ARC Weapons until next week when the team can install the hotfix!

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CHAPTERS
0:00 - Intro
1:06 - Today's AWESOME Sponsor
2:31 - Chapters Available & Daily Order
3:06 - We Failed - No More Sex!
4:07 - For Democracy!
4:55 - New Major Order Incoming
6:14 - We've Got This!
6:51 - Johan Steps Up
9:02 - Join My Discord & Subscribe!

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CHAPTERS
0:00 - Intro
1:06 - Today's AWESOME Sponsor
2:31 - Chapers Available & Daily Order
3:06 - We Failed - No More Sex!
4:07 - For Democracy!
4:55 - New Major Order Incoming
6:14 - We've Got This!
6:51 - Johan Steps Up
9:02 - Join My Discord & Subscribe!

[IIKingy]

Anyone notice the 9/9 scientists? In the in-game tips one of them says something like "9/10 Super Earth scientists agree that bleeding from the chest is fatal." Did the Ministry of Truth snuff out the 10th sanctioned scientist for going against what they said?...

[supramanx]

He said 'procreation' not sex. Joel was just trying to tell you its time to tactically withdraw, ifyouknowwhatimean

[Helta_Skelta]

I like that it's 9/9 scientists because the 10th scientist was probably detained by the Ministry of Truth before the survey took place.

[Xenyre_The_Fool]

“Remember to file a C-01 permit before ANY act that results in a child.”

[djphat]

I just invited Eagle 1 to my quarters for coffee, what am I supposed to do now!? No one actually has coffee when they invite a woman to their quarters!

[AnonOmis]

They should have put a message in game saying how arc based weapons may have been tampered with and that helldivers should refrain from using them until further notice.

[Thenoisendadark]

Most of us Helldivers are Star Civilians who must manufacture ammunition and what not all week. So mid week tasks are a bit rough

[jasonsarfine]

I think this game desperatly needs a community ui for in game. a bulletin board, an active news board....something in the game so everyone doesnt have to goto youtube twitter or discord for in game news. Especially when the devs are acting as part of the game actors.

[darkshado]

Eagle-1 has been suspiciously touchy-feely lately...WHAT DO I DO?!

[Jack-ccqm]

All CO-1 forms have been recinded until further notice.

[Scruffie]

Shoutout to the stoners who knew about 710 meaning oil from the beginning 😂

[ToughBreK]

I burst out laughing when I saw 9/9 agree. It's usually 9/10 dentists or doctors agree. But they just left it at 9/9 to be 100% instead of 90%. That was amazing use of wording.

[joshmiller]

The 710, is a long standing joke about a woman going into a mechanics shop asking for help with her missing 710. "The oil cap." Mechanic cant figure out what she's looking for until she takes him to the car and points to the open oil fill point.

[nathangothan]

There is no way the crash issues are limited to just the arc casting weapons.
Me and my 3 friends experienced numerous crashes and we didn’t bring any of them specifically for that reason.

No problems in the game prior to the most recent patch

[knex]

The procreation is in reference to the bugs, not us. The last major order was to reclaim bug farms so we can farm them and kill them for the fuel in their blood. We cannot procreate bugs to make fuel because we failed to claim them.

[gdpiscopo]

The average lifespan of a Helldiver is 2 minutes. You'd think they would want Super Earth cranking out as many Helldivers as possible, but I guess not..

[PharSydeix]

Joel might need to be brought up on charges for Treason! I have a feeling they took PS5 players out of the fight for hrs yesterday just so we couldn't complete the mission.

[salinsoulok]

So in the automotive industry costumes would talk about the 710 cap on there engine because often times they would see it upside down when looking at from the front of the engine bay

[vancethefirst]

I bet Joel and the top brass are keeping all of the procreation credits for themselves this week. I also speculate that a lot of high ranking birthdays fell in the same week.