English History be like

English History is basically England before they tried to steal the worlds spice supply

Song name: Thrones Of Britannia (Thrones of Britannia Soundtrack)

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#history #english #meme

[MasterofRoflness]

*Should I do Irish, Welsh, or Scottish history next?*

[nikewilly]

I wonder if future kings will have monikers like 'the based', 'the cringe' or 'the furry'

[themsky]

The funny thing is that it seems no matter the monarch or their behaviour, the Irish is always the Victim😅

[jonbaxter]

I like how Scotland was like the proving ground for English kings for centuries.

[sosukeaizen]

You forgot to add how a frenchman (Richard Lionheart )who didn't speak english became the most popular English Kings of the middle ages.

[BuddySpike]

English history:
-English fight the French
-The pope says stop fighting each other and fight for a good cause
- English and French go on Crusade together
-English and French get back from a nice crusade together and return to fighting each other like nothing ever happened

[redtsun]

gotta love how 90% of european wars can be summed up as "bro that's MY seat! Dad left it to me!" to which the other brother replies "didn't see your name on it" and ensue

[masjidrats]

gotham history be like:
Joker escapes for the millionth time
Batman learns the meaning of christmas

[wictoriono]

> Country of Chadan gains independence from the colonizers after the WW2
> First leader is President Coomeron who was installed there by colonizers
> Is hated by the people who eventually rise up against him
> Civil war.exe
> After the war General Al Chadian becomes the new leader
> Establishes dictatorship and crowns himslef King Chadian the II.
> Years of prosperity follows
> Country becomes rich
> Gets invaded by their neighbor
> After long war status quo remains
> Country is poor
> Discovers oil
> Country is rich again
> Generals want to assume control
> Foreign superpower invades
> Civil war 2.exe
> Leader installed by the foreign superpower is hated
> 8 way Civil war 3.exe
> Islamic radicals gain the upper hand
> Foreign intervention 2.exe
> Civil war continues to this day with no end in sight
> Repeat

[Based]

"With over 300 confirmed bow no scopes" I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[kgldude]

You forgot the part where a heretofore uninvolved foreign army invades, takes over half the country and adds an entirely new language to the nine-lane car crash that is the influences of the English language.

[lemonlefleur]

The best part about a king having 300 confirmed archery kills is that he could have had absolutely zero kills but the moment the king claims 300 kills no one can say otherwise without risking being 301.

[MB.]

0:39 That spongebob fail moment guitar lick is inherently hilarious

[vorynrosethorn]

Ironically English casualties during civil wars were always noted to be extremely low compared to those on the continent (including those on the continent England itself was involved in), the English were noted as well fed, peaceful and relatively lawful and as having an enthusiasm for music which did not at all reflect in their skill at it. The Englishman abroad however had a far less tranquil image.

[luckyluciano]

Dutch history be like
William whatever the fuck starts a rebellion against a great power
His country becomes a strong trade nation with a strong fleet
He sinks the English fleet for the 10th time
Fights a war with a country that rules the southern Netherlands
He wins but he doesn't gain an inch
He creates the basics of today's economie
He takes Portuguese colonies
Dies
His heir Also named William doesn't get elected
Heir starts civil war and the people eat his competition
Heir wins but his country declines
Every neighbour declares war
William fights neighbours and get favourable terms in peace talks
Netherlands declines
William stops decline by trading lots of spices
William dies of a unlikely accident
Netherlands gets subjugated by great power
Repeat

[truefour]

As a person who researches English history, I am able to confirm all of this

[seanturner]

There's also:
>be welsh noble
>partake in Welsh prince's uprising against the English.
>lose
>decide to go England for better life
>your son fights for the English king, curbstomping the French again
>English king dies of dysentery
>your son creates a new english dynasty by boinking the dowager queen.

[Baileaf]

You forgot, King Henry Edward XXXVIII ascends the throne aged 2 Minutes old and declares war on France because the King of France sent him a Tennis ball

[peturch.]

This one was a masterpiece, well done!

[tarlochansingh]

As someone who knows nothing about English History, I find it quite accurate.