Taylor Swift Is Petty

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All editing by Austen unless there's another credit above.

[jorgeortega]

MJ dropped ONE version of Thriller in his lifetime and its still the most sold album of all time

[hairymailman]

i thought bro just made a video called “taylor swift is pretty” 😭

[DavoGalavotti]

I think it got lost that the title of Charli XCX new release “brat and it's the same but there's three more songs so it's not” is pretty self referential to this moment of the music industry. In that way, Charli manages to turn it into a statement that follows the aesthetic of “brat”.

[SunnyGoesInD]

When Justin Bieber tried this with Yummy he was (rightly) clowned and criticized for it. And this is like 110x that.

[saltcaramel]

It’s especially frustrating because Taylor’s at a stage in her career where she no longer needs hits, so she should be making the most interesting music of her career. But ever since Folklore and Evermore she’s become stagnant to the point of parody. Her songwriting on TTPD and even Midnights wasn’t as strong as previous records. Meanwhile her colleagues are all making objectively better music than she is and yet I’m supposed to accept that their songs and albums aren’t as worthy of that number one spot as Taylor? Be serious.

[PatrickHogan]

Taylor Swift gonna take a private jet to tell you to take down this video.

[PalaceDude]

Wtf is a UK Edition? Does she sing with British slang on it or something?

[SpilcedJeans]

Her producers name sounds like one you'd use to trick a streamer into saying out loud lmao

[englandsensation]

Olivia said it best:
"You have everything and you still want more... you must be insecure, you must be so unhappy"

[TheDanimal]

The tortured poets department has more variants than covid

[TheOnlyBasketCase]

"Girl's girl" until another woman is about to become #1, then she'll be the first one to make sure they don't reach it.

And did it to Charli DURING PRIDE MONTH 😭

[honeytunes]

We need to put a limit to the number of variants any artist can put out in the name of sustainability and then see who really charts

[murru]

I've never seen an artist so big yet so miserable

[theboi]

The fact that Taylor can’t handle not being the center of attention for even a moment is utterly pathetic

[baronvonbeandip]

"You can keep mid at the number one spot...."

*DJ Khaled and Drake lock eyes. Khaled writes it down in his notebook while Drake turns to his ghostwriters and has them write it for him*

[bimpadimp]

it's so embarrassing to me that this is happening with ttpd and brat in particular because one will go down in history as one of taylor's worst albums ever but brat will go down in history as an iconic classic. the billboard numbers won't matter at all in 5 years

[Artizm_Music]

I gave the girl the benefit of the doubt for far too long, but she really is the biggest mean girl in the industry.

[phil-jaywhyte]

She wouldn’t have to worry about this if she just made a good album 🫠

[rouge]

Swifties will be like “wow Fantano coming out as a sexist only criticizing Taylor because she’s unapologetically successful”

[laveure]

"we declared charli xcx should not be a bigger artist" -taylor swift, probably