(Very, Very Outdated, extremely inaccurate) Who won each Epic Rap Battle of History?

In this video, I decide every winner of each Epic Rap Battle. From decisive victories to disappointing stalemates, every 86 ERB conclusions!

The difference between a stalemate and a tie is that in a stalemate, both lose. In a tie, both win. But hey, you can break the tie!

It should be known that I did not make the content seen here, it was Nice Peter and EpicLloyd, the people who run ERB. Same goes for their guest actors.

[joshret]

Before you comment read this:

Elvis still wins against MJ, but instead of a decisive victory, its now a close victory.

Stephen King wins against Edgar Allan Poe.

A stalemate is when both people lose. A tie is when both people win.

If there are any spelling mistakes then it’s because imovie text is too small for me to read and grammar check. But I can clarify the text if you need me to!

Feel free to share opinions!

[Reesesoulant]

Um. Mike didn't say elvis married her when she was 14. He said met her when she was 14.

[xantohjan]

Yeah when I notice ERB is favoring one side, giving extended verses, or special treatments to specific characters I gotta disqualify them. Pretty good list.

[mr.bubbles]

Elvis met his future wife at 14, and he called it “love at first sight”. He did marry her when she was 21, but they admitted to having premarital.

[TCYT]

This guy has the best opinion ive seen so far

[Keiji]

Main thing that I have to give Ash when it comes to Darwin is a technicality. Darwin commented that Ash is 10 for the entirety of the series, but it is shown in the OG pokemon, right before the Indigo Plateau that Ash had his birthday, therefore Ash has been 11 for years.

So we know that the Indigo League took Ash exactly one year to get all 8 badges, and get up to the tournament.

The next series were a jumbled continuity mess.

So I would give the win to Ash, over that often forgotten detail about Ash.

[LoserManic]

I like on how you went about some of these.

However, the only comment I wanna say is that personally I think EpicLloyd won the PT. 2 battle. Reason being is that while this was a more personal one for the both of them, and they both did amazing, what stands out to me the most was how many times Lloyd rebutted some of Peter's disses towards him.

With comebacks like "ERB2 is right! I'm covering your ass behind the scenes" and " Let me guess. Right now you're on 2 beers and a pill and a half Adderall"
Plus not to mention the fact he mentioned how Peter was the one to voice Nikola Tesla instead of letting Dante voice him, which was a nice diss on Peter.

[psgistheworstclubineurope]

0:21 "a bit of points subtracted on Vader for freezing Hitler in carbonite" LMAO

[MamutaPWIP]

As a British Man, TR vs. WC is the most even ERB.

[hamburgerman]

The Mario Bros verses are so bad that I love them. Mario Bros vs Wright Bros is one of my favorite battles

[caIyps]

maybe an unpopular opinion, but i think Guy's disses on Guevara's agenda weren't as much of a destroyer as everyone makes them out to be. the reason?

che already owned up to the fact that his face is maybe the most recognizable on the whole planet in his first verse:
"i'm known worldwide for my steely-eyed look" and
"i got my face on a magnet on your roommate's fridge"

guevara realizes that he is, although controversial, still a beloved figure and admired by many, whereas Fawkes has an entire day dedicated for hating him. that's why che is able to shift the power dynamics, comparing fawkes to merely lame internet memes when he himself is basically a male madonna even today.

both are, in a way, failed revolutionaries, but while Fawkes is hated for it, Che is loved. and while i do agree that Guy's lines were quite brutal, let's not forget that Che actually _finished his job for him_ with a single cigar. that's why in my opinion Guevara totally won.

(and Rob Rico's delivery was just perfect!)

[jad]

Lady Gaga should win because at least she had the “Governor of Alaska? That’s like principal of a homeschool” Which was basically the only decent bar.

[ulysses]

3:44 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR THIS!!! FREDDY'S VERSES WERE ALL WEAK AND EVERYONE IS JUST SO BIASED

[TheRealLegoDocOck]

I thought Mario and Luigi Won with the 2nd Verse

[leightontang]

“Pennywise lost to a ninja that wasn’t even a ninja” Then what was it?

[YellowAlex]

I get so pissed off when people don't know their history like you

[TheBombasticFatRat]

Washington vs Wallace was fire dunno what you're on man

[Mrjestin]

Damn, how long u make this video about result of epic rap battle of history?

[SamuEL-nuu.o.S]

A question, who is your favorite guest and their best performance?

[Zpixi]

WAIT, wouldn’t Joan be disqualified because it’s implied that she drugged Cosby and also, after Cosby woke up again she ko’d him with the lamp?