Fake Earth Explained

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A short video revealing the truth that you don't exist

You Dont Exist Transcript:

Hmmmm (knock on glass) yea its as I expected, this world isnt real. This world is probably just a background application on some higher beings gaming pc, or maybe it’s a simulation and everyone watching is just a robot designed to get me to reveal my darkest secrets which you will never find out. I mean there were always signs that it wasn’t real, really obvious signs actually, in fact im going to spend this video going through the 8 reasons why this world isnt real and why you don’t exist. They are going to get progressively more insane as we go along but for viewer retention ill slip some great ones between the ones that get me to the 8 minute mark, you know, YouTube algorithm and all that. But anyway heres my 8 reasons why you don’t exist.The first reason we have why the world is fake and doesn’t exist is that most people still believe the world is spherical when we all know that it is actually really flat, how do we know this? Well we now have actual proof of the existence of flat planets outside our own solar system. Take a long hard look at your failures globes, this is a planet called LHS 1140B and it is completely frozen over except a circular flat eye in the centre of the planet. Now some of you may be thinking, ummm sweety that’s still a spherical earth but nope wrong again that’s actually a flat earth encased in a giant snowball which perfectly explains why there is an ice wall on the edges of the flat earth, what do you have to say for this liberals? Exactly what I thought, you got, nothing. Now, its obvious that the aliens that created this universe allowed us to see this giant flat planet outside our solar system to mock us for not realising the truth of the flat earth, another hint by the aliens that mocks us for not realising that this world is fake.Next we have Dwarf bench press okay now this one is more of a gripe of mine than a reason why the world is fake, now some of you may be active in the gym and if you are then would know the importance of full range of motion when it comes to lifting. It helps activate the entire mucle being targeted and most people consider bad form to not count when it comes to PRs. With that in mind lets take a look at the dwarf world record bench press. Yea I mean I thought he failed the first time I watched it too but apparently that counts as a full rep and won him a gold medal. Now im not an expert when it comes to weightlifting but I would assume you would need to lift the bar atleast more than a couple of millimetres. Whats even funnier is that the camera crew changed the angle of the lift so its harder to tell how far he lifted it, look at this original angle which gives a clear view of the lift and then look at the angle that they show while hes lifting it. Seems like a bit of camera trickery to me but that’s fine. The dwarves atleast have the excuse that their arms are smaller so the small range of motion makes sense, which the professional lifter in this video does not. After watching that video the dwarf lift seems 10 x more impressive. Anyway this isnt a dig at people who suffer from dwarfism though, some of my favourite videos come from dwarf Olympic events. But yea that’s the dwarf bench press reason.The Next reason is Energy. Think about it okay in one form or another energy is the primary requirement for everything that occurs in the universe. And on earth we have mastered several ways of storing and accessing energy. Like Coal power where you burn coal which heats up water and turns a turbine which is connected to a generator that generates electricity, or like nuclear where atoms of usually uranium undergo nuclear fission which releases heat that is used to.. heat water which turns a turbine which is connected to a generator which generates electricity. Okay what about Gas which is burned to heat up water…… you might be able to sense a little bit of a pattern that is occurring. Why is like 90% of the methods that we use to generate energy reliant upon the heating of water, like surely the aliens who coded this universe could have thought of another way to generate electricity without a spinny blade and hot water. No but actually think about this though, imagine you are an isotope of uranium 235 and have been chilling on earth for hundreds of millions of years, finally you are able to react with a neutron and release some energy…. And then its used to heat up water and spin a little turbine. I would be absolutely livid, but then again im not a uranium particle and we don’t utilise nuclear energy nearly as much as we should so what can you do. But yea if this universe was real I would expect atleast a few more forms of electricity generation than just heat water spin turbine.
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The IRS disagrees according to them I am very much alive and very much taxable

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Stoic Dropped… my gooning sesh starts now

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"DO NOT REDEEM!!!111" is timeless classic, just pure Indian soul

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Yes. Definitely a demon. You can tell by the eyes...the window to the soul.

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....and that's why officer it wasn't a murder but a thought crime.

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Thank you stoic, they called me mad for telling that! And I was mad once. And they put me in a room, a yellow room…

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Aw yeah, the prodromal symptom phase of the schizophrenia arc is here. Finally some good content.

MidWitPride
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What if I’m the only person who exists and you guys are all just characters in my story

Chrissistoocool
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i thought i thought, therefore existed, but this has opened my eyes. I do not think anymore and am freed from this cursed realm. Thank you very much.

prokopiy
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Stoic you got it backwards. This is all proof we do exist. The difference between reality and fiction is that fiction has to make sense to suspend belief. Reality will always be nonsense 🙃.

sharkeyburke
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Can't shit in the river
Cant shit in the street
Can't have shit in Detroit

podgeogreaghan
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1. "Circular flat".
2. It's on the surface not in the center.
3. One can't speak traditional Chinese.
4. Uttar Pradesh is a province not a city.
5. Rural cities don't exist.

Samuil-iqeb
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How could I've liked this video then?

Checkmate Stoic

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The wasp argument was very compelling, actually

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GOATed Kitboga reference, literally have his new video queued up to watch after this.

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1:21 I- uhh… wait, that actually makes perfect sense! I definitely will not watch the rest of the video!

I am now a flat earther, thanks Stoic Stick!

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the ads aren’t even over yet, but i see into the future and i already know this is a masterpiece, a pure work of art, this video will bring world peace and bring hunger to an end nationwide

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5:35
As a Uranium particle myself, it makes me absolutely livid when that happens but at least we give you guys cool powers like radiation sickness. Oh yeah also we gave you guys elephant’s foot which looks cool.

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Me when I'm in a making anti-Semitic propaganda competition and my opponent is Jews own behavior

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Wasps being named "Biggest piece of shit"
Mosquitos keeping you awake for the whole night and sucking your blood: *Evil laughter*

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