Giant beetle sounds like a jackhammer

The Hercules beetle is a species of rhinoceros beetle native to the rain forests of Central America, South America, and the Lesser Antilles. It is the longest extant species of beetle in the world. Its makes loud humming noise when wings are in full flight

[irelandbloke]

Pardon me sir, there appears to be a gigantic beetle on your

[eden]

“Don’t worry about the dog, he won’t bother you.”

The Dog:

[awakendreamer]

Bug: *Starts Flying*
New Objective: *Survive*

[AllForJesusAndMary]

Road workers want this beetle so they can pretend to sound like they’re working but open their beer bottles with it.

[harleyjackson]

Actually, this sounds more like when you're window is closed but you can still hear someone outside mowing a lawn.

[yesterdaysseasons]

New level of "I got your nose" 😄

[bugdiepie]

imagine just walking and see this thing flying at you

[Werner]

As a longtime Animal Crossing player i love seeing those giant beetles in real life action

[treebugg]

me: **tries to sleep**
some fcking random mosquito at night:

[fluffypie]

I knew a farmer who'd pick up a bug like that and hold the wings near his face on a hot day, and say, 'This is my fan.' Seemed like a natural fan.

[fabio.]

Humans: build drones
Mother Nature: let me show you how a professional does

[TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I don't know how this brave soul can touch this thing without even getting uncomfortable in the slightest.

[starwarshq]

Me: Why is there a helicopter right next to me?

Beetle: 👁👄👁

[fuffoon]

I'll never sleep again, thank you. 😢

[KrKope]

Australian people be like:
*Awh, it's a baby*

[AlienWithInternetConnection]

The thing starts flying.

Every person: Adios

[Momo_Kawashima]

No, he sounds like a beetle. A goddamn Volkswagen Beetle.

[Wildlifesupernannyfan]

The most beautiful beetle. Such a gentle creature.

[tskym]

Everybody gangsta until the beetle starts flying around.

[orangeapples]

*Holds beetle by its horn*

Beetle: “I see. We seem to have made a huge evolutionary mistake.”