A Table Full Of Secrets | Cultist Simulator Review

I am troubled by strange dreams lately. The waking world is fractured by the knowledge I now know. My table is full of whispers.

[glacialchill]

This is the most accurate review for any game I have ever seen. You have my admiration.

[roadtripwarrior]

Wow that was awesome. Unique spin on a review for a game

[bum]

Yep, for anyone who wants to get the game, this is how the game itself phrases everything as well.

Good review, and good job on catching the same tone as the in-game written narration.

[VoidEon]

This is a really good spin on the normal review format. Excellent job.

[hrishikeshparab]

Is this Irish accent? What a masterpiece this review is!

[JenoSnetrem]

Wow, not what I was expecting. But damn fine job man :o

[asperRader]

Being somebody who just an hour ago managed to get a basic Enlightenment victory (through gratuitous use of exploits, sure, but hey it was meticulous and stressful enough), I really enjoyed this review! You captured the spirit of the game pretty well!


Maybe someday you'll forsake the pleasures of the Grail, and join me in following the Watchman's footsteps c:

[HollandRains]

Love the way you reviewed this! So original. Definitely sold on this game now, thank you!