The Acolyte Episode 5 Is Pure F***ing Stupidity (Review)

The Acolyte episode 5 released on Disney plus to horrible reactions by fans once again, and after watching it myself it's easy to see why. The Acolyte episode 5 may be the worst episode in this series yet. From the Sith being beaten by birds, to terrible dialogue it's safe to say The Acolyte is a new low for Disney Star Wars.

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[thejessegrant]

I let my anger get the best of me, it’s not the worst episode yet 🤣 however it’s still bloody awful!

[rsa]

The blaming of one...
The blaming of two...
The blaming of many~....

[chance_ondriezek]

The worse this show gets, the better the reviews get.

[ObiWanKenobi]

"The jedi are evil, The sith are good, Anakin blew up the death star R2D2 is a lesbian, C-3P0 is gay, The force is a thread, weird lesbian space witches can now make kids, and now Sith lords, the most powerful beings in the galaxy, that can wipe out multiple Jedi, can now be defeated by a flashlight and bugs

[klittle]

Since Jedi don't have a purpose then this show's only purpose is to destroy star wars.

[samokazem]

War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
Sith is Jedi.

[scottjondansteve]

I'm just waiting for the end of the finale, where Qui-Gon wakes up and states-

"what a strange dream, I must tell Obi-Wan".

[Kserijaro]

Disney promoting the Dark side as "morally good" is the most funniest irony ever setup

[ΚωνσταντίνοςΠαπαναστασίου-υσ]

"worst episode yet" you are tripping if you think that no way it was worse than 3 or 4

[TheKami]

What we've learned today that they could've stopped Palpatine's rise with birds instead of training the new generation of Jedi for completely no reason.

[RafaelSantos-pipy]

Episode 3 "Worst episode yet"
Episode 4 "Worst episode yet"
Episode 5 "Worst episode yet"
Episode 6 ... well, you know where this is going.

[neuro.weaver]

EVERY episode of The Acolyte is The Worst Episode YET.

[LMRK]

Mae: "The Sith are good. The Jedi are evil."

Osha: "If the Sith are so good, then WHY haven't you apologized for trying to kill me, and setting our stone home on fire?"

[craigjacks]

A Sith master kills multiple Jedi, and the Jedi know this. 100 years later: "The Sith have been extinct for a millennium". :D

[spokajutlandandmetallurgis]

When I look at these episodes and their length, at the end it turns out that the entire series is about 3 hours long, which is as long as a movie. And we are supposed to believe that 180 million was spents on these 3-hour film made into a series? Where is the money, why does Coruscant's skyline look worse than in the prequels?

[nicholasdelaney]

Not even a good lightsaber duel will save this show...

[Normanx]

Woke culture suppresses the dialogue on race we need to be having. It needs to be an honest dialogue, where there are no taboos against the expression of facts and opinions.
Woke culture is popular for two reasons.
First, the people who own and run the United States are promoting woke culture to distract attention from the growing income gap. Whites who feel guilty about being white are less likely to be angry about stagnant or declining incomes, as the rich keep getting richer. Woke culture costs the rich nothing. The fact that economic elites are woke makes agreeing with them a kind of status symbol.
Second, woke culture has become a substitute for lost religious faith.

[patrickturner]

It's funny how the writers for The Acolyte and Satan both have the same line of logic when it comes to the concepts of good and evil.

[nathanlawson]

Lucas: "Jedi are good because they are compassionate and selfless... Sith are evil because they are purely selfish"

Acolyte: "Like Lucas established, the Jedi are corrupt, child-snatching, over-bearing, police-of-the-universe, pious religious leaders. Kiss their ring lest they be angry 👑 ..." 🤦‍♂️

[lux-veritatis]

The moths are because the writers can’t be bothered to make a cohesive plot but they can easily rely on some random animal coming out of no where to distract the enemy and allow the good guys to recoup.