Jordan Peterson on why Socrates was permanently pissed #shorts

Jordan Peterson singing on Tik Tok

Bruces’ Philosophers Song by Monty Python:

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant

Who was very rarely stable

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar

Who could think you under the table

David Hume could out-consume

Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine

Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya

'Bout the raising of the wrist

Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will

On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

Plato, they say, could stick it away

Half a crate of whiskey every day

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle

And Hobbes was fond of his dram

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart

"I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed

A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed

#SHORTS #JordanPeterson #Philosophy

[RDB]

I had a feeling Jordan is a Python fan 😂

[gregc.]

Only a true Monty Python fan would memorize all the words to that song. I think there's just a lot of confused people in the world nowadays. I mean, really...how could anybody not like Jordan Peterson?

[mikitz]

Almost there, but given alll..better than mine. Thank you for voicing all we...a tiger, in Africa?

[beansavacado]

Hello fellow Philosophy tube watchers 👋🏼:3