When Zlatan gets a red card🥶

[REN]

Zlatan doesn’t get red card, red card gets zlatan

[Tomatin]

Legend says that when Zlatan didn't go to school for 2 days, the weekend was created.

[germanavia]

When Zlatan was born, the nurse was crying and Zlatan said “It’s a boy”

[immortaltiger]

When Zaltan walks,
Earth rotates. 💀💀

[saraswatidevi]

Zlatan's bodyguard feel safe around him.☠️

[aanaldoshi]

When zlatan dials wrong number, the person has to apologise to be the wrong person

[moogod]

Zlatan once sat down after 45 minutes, we call that halftime now

[dhanushdev]

You don't Google Zlatan, you Zlatan Google

[iloveacdc]

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone he already had 3 missed calls from Zlatan

[demonhat]

When Zlatan was born, he asked the doctor if his parents are healthy

[pushpendragupta]

when zlatan does any crime the cops arrest themselves 💀💀

[Hitmasters]

Scientifically, it is proven that Air breathes Zlatan ❤️‍🔥

[mayurthecause]

When zlatan wakes up, sun starts rising

[pxpis]

When Zlatan makes a typo, the dictionary updates

[awe]

When Zlatan is at the cinema and his phone rings, they have to stop the movie

[JeremiahLuputa-dyxw]

Zlatan doesn't retire from football, football retires from Zlatan

[jomedyledda]

Its so hard to raise 2 parents -Zlatan

[Han-uh]

When Zlatan reads a book
The book gets knowledge.

[RisibleTroop-]

when zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest 💀

[errorvr]

When Zlatan loses the lottery, they make a public apology.