this card game ruined my life

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never thought i'd see the day pear say "Balatroified" 💀

clueless_commenter
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Gambling addiction but without losing your house

KikiCherlon
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"Bro what are you doing?"
"I'm Balatroing, can't talk."

"Wanna go on a date?"
"I'm Balatroing, can't talk."

Uni-ANA-
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RoyalPear using the pair hand is so on brand

AyeeeeImTheHotDogMan
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“I’m usually afraid to pick it up if I don’t know anything about it” literally me with any pm game

SymphonicSyphon
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Some must-try mods:
1. Cryptid: an intentionally unbalanced mod for balatro (it comes with old steam modded [the modding api] so the only other mods i know work with this are card sleeves and more fluff and also talisman which lets you increase the score limit before naneinf vanilla about 300 something e chips)
2. neato jokers: dont know, uch but saw it from roffle lite

for up to date steam modded download it seperatly through github (every other mod as well) please use a tutorial it helped me mod my game

P.S. If you want to change mod settings open the mod tab in the main menu/pause screen (some mods have their own) and if you want to instantly 100% the collection press the button in the save file select screens (it disables achievements) and to instantly unlock 100% of mod collections do so through mod settings (instructions to open seen above)


Pro Tip: separate your vanilla and modded saves if you want (through the save file select screen)

yeah long comment i know but useful af so thanks for reading, do with this info what you will (research for more info) and bye bye

yasurfinnancel.t.d
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-Me play balatro
-Me see big number
-Me happy
-Me addicted
That's my best description of Balatro

ArvinSkarby
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Please play Ultrakill😭🙏
It’s the Balatro equivalent to a shooter game

Toasted_SodaOffcial
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-Finding out what a game is
-playing the game
-getting addicted
-skipping college to play
-not paying attention to actual money and losing your house

Gamer lore is insane

hey.we.got.k.rounds
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Can't wait till you play ULTRAKILL 🔥

АхмадМоасаев
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Even Card games can't escape from the Pear matrix

Unknown_-o
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That’s wild anyways did you know that if you Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C). Mix butter, sugar, eggs, and vanilla, then add flour, baking soda, and salt. Stir in chocolate chips, scoop onto a baking sheet, and bake for 10–12 minutes you get cookies ?

zaidraheel
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I’m actually so happy that you featured a comment with a trans flag pfp, genuinely thank you, this is the equal representation we want

cadenceswedhin
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Have you played subnautica?
It's the best survival game

Konstadinos
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This came up on my shorts feed as I was playing balatro

Anonymous
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pls make a tutorial on how to do the deep fried mic effect you sometimes do.

bruhgamer_GYT
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"i don't know anything about poker"
*pear being a mexico border hopper* 💀

clueless_commenter
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Just picked it up a couple days ago in the spring sale, already have 9 hours.

crusader-yvzr
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Mom: Its time to eat
You: One more game
How long the game is:






I love you

WiŋterCløuđs
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"My parents were mad that I skipped dinner for a card game"
seems like you never heard of hearthstone

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